Anal Frankenstine

the act of sticking eight fingers into an anal cavity facing your hands outward and sticking your penis in-between the backs of your hands and commencing coitis.

Yo, I straight Anal frankenstine'd your mother.

by SOAK666 September 24, 2013

Anal sonata

Used to describe a particularly vile and unpleasant serial set of farts, generally of different sounds and tones.

God dammit - what the fuck did you eat for dinner? If I hear another anal sonata out of your ass, I'm going to push you in front of a bus.

by Plautus August 15, 2010

anal pirate

Someone that is so thirsty for the booty that they steal their bro's girl, usually for shits and giggles

I can never keep a girlfriend cause all my friends are anal pirates.

by Brady Ovens August 11, 2015

anal-glycoma

a play on words suggesting an inability to do something

Calling your boss to let them know you will be absent.

WORKER: Hello boss, I won't be in for work today.
BOSS: Why, what's the problam?
WORKER: Well you see, I have Anal-Glycoma.
BOSS: Anal-Glycoma,what's that?
WORKER: I cann't see my ass coming into work today.

by Workless September 29, 2011

anal dazzle

When Glitter is used along with anal sex.
Usualy combining anal lubrication with glitter.

Guy1: Yo guy2 did you get with that hot lady?

Guy2: Oh yeah braski, I got with that hot lady!

Guy1: Well golly guy2 did you "anal dazzle" that hot lady.

Guy2: You know it brah!

by NewDefinesBruh May 13, 2015

Anal Puke

Liquid shit out the ass, after a long night of Mexican food.

Maaaaaan, i ate that taco bell last night and now i have a serious case of anal puke.

by Bobby Joseph Linares December 23, 2010

anal lips

the baggy skin that can occur around the anal ringhole as a result of fervent penetration with any manner of objects

"yo bitch, your stinking sphincter is so loose you could hold a cigarette in between those anal lips"

by fuckheads August 4, 2006