Alexa

The most beautiful person kaleb has met

Kaleb: alexa u beautiful
Alexa:thx

by Assdffhfhuvnghh October 8, 2019

Alexa

The voice in your Amazon devices that is responsible for waking you up an hour late or making accidental purchases because of horrible voice recognition technology.

Example 1:

Me: "Alexa,set an alarm for 6am."
Alexa: *Rings alarm at 7am*

Example 2:

Me:"Alexa,put a Moana DVD in my cart.
Alexa: *$20 goes missing from my credit card and a Moana DVD package arrives at my house*

by Penis_lick_coder May 20, 2018

Alexa

Alexa’s are sweet and kind. There full of energy and will bring positive vibes around you. They are really smart and knows how to get things done. They will make you feel loved when you need it. They are hard to find and they will be hard to get but keep trying and it will soon happen. Be patient and things will go smoothly. Alexa’s are beautiful human beings will beautiful eyes and smile. Never lose them.

Alexa is very energetic.

by DaUnknown November 21, 2021

Alexa

A robot drug dealer

Coach Ivan sells drugs at Lake Needwood. He sells coke in liquid and powder form. He's worried that the government will track him. Thankfully, he has Amazon Alexa to help him. All he needs to say is "Hey Alexa, call Pedro." Pedro will then show up with Technoblade and Badboyhalo to take care of the government goons that may be trying to stop the deal. Coach Ivan can always rely on Alexa to get the job done. Amazon Alexa, available on Amazon or at your local Amazon warehouse.

by isa_chan008 November 12, 2021

Alexa

A Fucking Pig

I saw Alexa at the pig farm

by starbucks mom April 1, 2020

Alexa

Someone you shouldn't mess with.

She knows how to play with your feelings.

Makes up real great lies too.

If I were you, I'd step out of Alexa's way.

Yo' dude. What happened to ya? Was it Alexa?

Yea...

Seriously dude? I thought I told ya to not mess with her?

Sorry bro

by esoRasoRasoR December 8, 2021

Alexa

An Alexa is a beautiful person who is always nice and caring and always looks out for others. She is always helpful and comes through whenever. Life may try to pull her down but she always comes out successfull.

Is that an Alexa?

Ya she came through with some food for me . You should get to know her

by Anonymous farrot July 14, 2019