by Mikiischill December 10, 2018
Get the Alexa Curse mug.If you hang around a girl named Alexa, she is cursed with the knowledge of being ass at basketball only making one to two shots a day. Apparently, the curse can spread to many other people, only the ones playing around her or with her will be affected the affected range is about a half-court away from people.
by Mikiischill December 10, 2018
Get the Alexa Curse mug.She can be the best girl you ever meet but she can also be a backstabbing jerk face!(at least in my case)She usually has dirty blonde hair or brown with blue or hazel eyes!She is talented and someone you can talk to when your felling down.When ever you meet an Alexa you don’t know what your getting yourself into a bad or good person.She is a big puzzle that can’t be sovled
by Madk2619 November 8, 2018
Get the Alexa mug.God have overdone his work with Alexa. She is as perfect as any girl could ever be. Awesome friend and a good girlfriend. She should be in the museum because people can't stop looking at her. Just beautiful and funny. Athletic and the best person in the world. Super adorable and cute.
by SouledQxeen July 25, 2017
Get the Alexa mug.She does not care about herslef, but only for herslef. She is not very rich. She looks like a bunny and a goldfish. Her favorite drink is pee. This is why her hair is so yellow. She is pretty popular but only for her male sources. She is also pretty poor. And fugly. Everyone secretly hates her and she hides her feelings. When people say mean stuff about her she acts like she does not care although she really does. Her style is aesthetic but yet still all over the place and ugly. She is the fakest and sassiest person you will ever meet. Try to avoid her!!! She is partly german and american.
Nerd: “Hey, did you make out with Alexa last night?”
Other nerd: “Yeah bro, it was lit, but her mouth tastes like pee.
Nerd: ”Yikes, I would never wanna date that fake ass girl”
Other nerd: “Yeah bro, it was lit, but her mouth tastes like pee.
Nerd: ”Yikes, I would never wanna date that fake ass girl”
by Geile Chick February 25, 2019
Get the Alexa mug.shes a girl that (will most likely) look like peppa pig but dont worry beacuse she CANT SNORT she has so many abilities for example:
- she can open her nose however she wants to and whenever she wants to.
- you can say memes to her beacuse her name is alexa for example:" ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO" (and she will start dancing).
- she is an innocent child of God and shes pure as a newborn puppy.
- she is kind of stupid sometimes but she is still smarter than me.
-she likes heart memes and editing .
-i hate her.
-she has the longest nails in the whole wide walmart.
-she is "aesthetic" (well she tries to be uwu) (sometimes she is).
- shes stubborn (just like me).
and that is it that is the alexa I know and that I hate goodbye (og and she will also tell you she will help you with homework and then ignore you uwu.
- she can open her nose however she wants to and whenever she wants to.
- you can say memes to her beacuse her name is alexa for example:" ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO" (and she will start dancing).
- she is an innocent child of God and shes pure as a newborn puppy.
- she is kind of stupid sometimes but she is still smarter than me.
-she likes heart memes and editing .
-i hate her.
-she has the longest nails in the whole wide walmart.
-she is "aesthetic" (well she tries to be uwu) (sometimes she is).
- shes stubborn (just like me).
and that is it that is the alexa I know and that I hate goodbye (og and she will also tell you she will help you with homework and then ignore you uwu.
"alexa is so naive that she doesnt know what booty call means"
"she has a sugar daddy/booty call but she wont accept it "
" oh thanks alexa youre so NICE"
"she has a sugar daddy/booty call but she wont accept it "
" oh thanks alexa youre so NICE"
by MR. steal your dog February 27, 2019
Get the alexa mug.have you ever heard of alexa serig? hmm i guess not, we’ll let’s define this snacktastic sister. she’s suuuuper funny so if ur parent call you a disappointment she’ll cheer u right up😊 she doesn’t know it but he gets all the boysssssssssssssssss. and let’s not forget her birthdays coming up on jan 13. what a special day for my serig sisters. this is zoe, signing out snacks
by hey gucci gang January 10, 2019
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