alcohol

The best thing created. It Helps almost everyone get some from the opposite sex. It makes for a fun time

Without alcohol, I'd still be a vigrin!

by Nickday May 30, 2006

Alchoholic

see: Jesus

yo man you got a problem, you're an alchoholic

by Tristan June 6, 2004

Alcoholic

Anyone who drinks in excessive amounts or is under age and has any amount of alcohol.

The underage person is an alcoholic

by JimmyBarns August 25, 2014

Alcoholic

A guy named Dan who comes to your house on a Thursday night and spills beer on your couch.

This guy needs some help because he is an alcoholic.

by Dirty__Dan October 22, 2016

Grandpa Alcohol

An affectionate term to refer to alcohol and its ability to earn you friends and make women like you.

"Hey man, I really like that chick, but I don't know how to take it to the next level."
"Sounds like you need to talk to Grandpa Alcohol."

by Jiggle Swami September 14, 2011

alcaholic

Josh Booth is a drinking machine. he wakes up drinks all day and night then goes to sleep, and dreams of drinking. he is like a robot from that show futurama.

it's like my liver is banging a puddle of vodka - Josh booth

by cool guys April 9, 2005

alcoholic

A guy whose real name is Al Coholic who drinks too much beer and gets so stoned that he ends up the subject of prank calls

Bart: Is Al there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Al, last name Coholic.
Moe: Phone call for Al, Al Coholic. Come on, is there an alcoholic (AlCoholic) in here?!!

by Mike Dizzled June 30, 2004