suspended activity expert

One who excels at doing nothing while appearing busy to others. The expert can fool co-workers and bosses alike.

In her sales job, Beth is required to hit daily call goals in order to meet expectations and keep the monkeys off her back. By dialing mostly disconnected or fax numbers, Beth's sales director is completely fooled and regularly congratulates her on hitting or exceeding goal. Beth is seen as successful and often referenced as an example for "activity pays". Beth has mastered being a suspended activity expert at work.

by pseudo-ninja May 14, 2015

Are we active charvas

A phrase used by burger Bay nelson to greet their customers and motivate staff.

Are we active charvas

by Burger Bay Nelson June 28, 2022

Paranormal IT activity

Information Technology under the influence of supernatural forces: when your computer acts up for no apparent reason. Some things just cannot be explained.

Damn! This computer is taking *FOREVER* to save this file and shut down! This must be some paranormal IT activity that can sense that I'm in a hurry to get out of the office.

by Friedcc December 19, 2012

Typical Tea Activities

(T)typical (T)tea(A) activities.
a person named tea does a / goes through an event seen as traumatic

such as breaking a bone, spraining an ankle, tearing a muscle, almost getting hit by a car, having a chair thrown at you, ect.

PERSON 1 Yeah..and then he almost stabbed me, typical tea activities though.
PERSON 2 Tea, what the actual fuck.

by teathepot August 14, 2023

Nighttime Activities

When a male and a male goes to bed together and they are they are in the nude and its night time, one of the male puts their cock in the other male's anus and keeps thrusting until they shoot a load. Then the male gets a jar and gets some of his cum in it and puts the jar in the fridge for 1 hour. Once the hour is up, one of the male gets a plate and try to scoop the frozen cum on the plate. After one of the male have to put the frozen cum on front of their neighbors door and go back to sleep.

Me and John did some Nighttime Activities. It was fun.

by Iliekcake October 1, 2017

frenzy of activity

Any situation where everything visible is PG, but anything goes where vision is obscured. Often applies to public pools.

Jon had such a frenzy of activity in the pool that they had to drain it later to clean

by Horsey McHorserider February 3, 2021

Logan Activity

Any activity that involves breaking the law or is just plain wrong/stupid.

Plural: Logan Activities

You’re planning on popping fireworks in school? Logan activity

by ka1_eats_dirt July 1, 2023