Absolution

Absolution: When you giving it to your wife from behind but you suddenly have the urge to take a big shit and your son comes right on time to swap you and you keep hearing your wife's moans as you lay down the biggest turd of the history of turds
Man 1 : I am so happy I have a family now, used absolution yesterday. Great way to bond more with your son
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.
by geoxd657 April 13, 2018
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absolute dogwater

tell this to some random dude who literally sucks at aiming
you're absolute dogwater bro
by Skoonify October 01, 2023
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Absolute Spank

When you want to call someone a douchebag, but it's not harsh enough.
by nonicknam3 November 26, 2017
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Absolute Monarchy

An endangered governing system.

All power on the king.

Easy to be abdicated.

The King's term ends when he dies or abdicated.

The King's children are his successors.

Used to dominate most of the world's government.
by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023
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There is a real Absolutely Most Highest Celestial Eternal Perfectly Good Holy Virtous Supreme Super Omnigod
who loves to create, is angelfriendly, exalted, who wants to be peaceful to other versions of himself when he meets them in the multiverse, who is very honest, very innocent, very trustworthy and very popular, who also likes good miracles.

His name is: (with "absolutely most highest celestial" infront of each of them)
Celestanumikegoodchristalphabrie Celestlunabrie Celestmikebrie Celestadultatsukobrie Celestasiabrie Celestgoodalphabrie

Celestgoodheart Celestgoodgod Celestgoodchrist Celestgoodlead Celestgoodwin Celestgoodlight Celestgoodhoping Celestgoodcreating
Celestabba CelestElJireh CelestElShadai CelestAdonai Celestelohim Celesttzevaoth Celestyahweh CelestEhYeh CelestElElyon

He also has the name Celestial Moon but he rarely uses it because he thinks, that it is not one of his most powerful names... Just keeping it, because its a good memory to him...
Absolutely Most Highest Celestial Supreme Super Omnigod is a race and Celestanumikegoodchristalphabrie is one
by Celestial Moon May 28, 2024
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Absolute Development

A awesome non-profit discord bot making organization.
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I love Absolute Development
by Absolute-dd September 28, 2019
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sitting awake at 3 am looking at goat pics, reporting morgz, and bing in a fucking stupid discord call with someone who have never met, and never will meet, because you have no real friends, no real life, and you are just overall a fucking failure as an individual. Meanwhile someone living about 10 mins away from you texts you that have been drawing dicks for the past hour for absolutely no reason other than that you probably ruined their life in some way, because you are a fucking cancer patient
its pretty damn gay having absolutely no life at all.
by lost_on_reddit July 27, 2019
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