Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection

That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.

by Atom500 January 9, 2020

Absolute value

Something everybody should learn when they're ten seconds old

The absolute value of 29 is 29 because 29 is equal to 29

by What the hell is a pseudonym12 April 1, 2024

absolute cinema

Term used to describe peak fiction or 'summat.

I don't know what the hell kids are saying these days, I'm old man.

"Hey did you see the latest game?"

"Aw yeah bru my brudda bruv cuz brother man, that was absolute cinema."

by Raedellion February 19, 2025

absolute fucking dick head

an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.

e.g - tianna

“look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head

by not an absolute fucking dicked May 26, 2022

Absolute Punter

Orlaith is a punter

Orlaith you are an absolute punter

by You are a scrote June 23, 2019

Absolute Unc Scare

Unc refers to the teacher, absolute is added when the teacher stares right at your screen while gaming in class

Absolute Unc Scare coming!!!

by How3010 December 1, 2025

An absolute fucking retard

you

you are an absolute fucking retard

by boobsburp March 24, 2025