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Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection
That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.
by Atom500 January 9, 2020
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Absolute value

Something everybody should learn when they're ten seconds old
The absolute value of 29 is 29 because 29 is equal to 29
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absolute cinema

Term used to describe peak fiction or 'summat.

I don't know what the hell kids are saying these days, I'm old man.
"Hey did you see the latest game?"

"Aw yeah bru my brudda bruv cuz brother man, that was absolute cinema."
by Raedellion February 19, 2025
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absolute fucking dick head

an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.

e.g - tianna
“look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head
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Absolute Unc Scare

Unc refers to the teacher, absolute is added when the teacher stares right at your screen while gaming in class
by How3010 December 1, 2025
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An absolute fucking retard

you
by boobsburp March 24, 2025
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