Anal Frankenstine

the act of sticking eight fingers into an anal cavity facing your hands outward and sticking your penis in-between the backs of your hands and commencing coitis.
by SOAK666 September 24, 2013
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anal cunumdrum

When an object is lodged in ones rectum, and one cannot remove it.
Guy 1 : OH NO!! I HAVE A BANANA IN MY ANUS!!! IT WON'T COME OUT! THIS IS HIROSHIOUS
Guy 2 : This truly is an anal cunumdrum

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by dr-rapeface July 13, 2011
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Revenge anal

A fun form of revenge that involves penetrating your victim anally. The act is best preformed at night when the victim is sleeping. The penetrator is carefull not to awaken the victim in their preparation to violate their victim anally. At some point a penis or object is rammed into the victims anus, full force, usually without lubrication or any form of warning. The act is not exclusive to male and female couples. The act of "revenge anal" has been documented between two females as well as two males.

Hot sauce or other irritants to the anus have also been known to be placed on the object or penis to increase the efficiency of this effective revenge tactic.
Amanda: "You anal revenged me last night while I was sleeping and it really hurt, you just rammed it in no remorse".

Franklin: "That's what happens when you try and dominate me in social settings, You get "revenge analed".
by Frankyjr December 25, 2013
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anal stranger

A random guy that a woman is willing to engage in anal sex with. Never someone she has a romantic interest in.
“Hey Jim, did Maureen let you fuck her in the ass yet?”
“No, she says that’s off limits cause she loves me, I’m not some anal stranger”
by Ttk1027 September 12, 2019
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anal pirate

Someone that is so thirsty for the booty that they steal their bro's girl, usually for shits and giggles
I can never keep a girlfriend cause all my friends are anal pirates.
by Brady Ovens July 19, 2015
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Anal sonata

Used to describe a particularly vile and unpleasant serial set of farts, generally of different sounds and tones.
God dammit - what the fuck did you eat for dinner? If I hear another anal sonata out of your ass, I'm going to push you in front of a bus.
by Plautus August 15, 2010
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anal lips

the baggy skin that can occur around the anal ringhole as a result of fervent penetration with any manner of objects
"yo bitch, your stinking sphincter is so loose you could hold a cigarette in between those anal lips"
by fuckheads August 04, 2006
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