anal dazzle

When Glitter is used along with anal sex.
Usualy combining anal lubrication with glitter.
Guy1: Yo guy2 did you get with that hot lady?

Guy2: Oh yeah braski, I got with that hot lady!

Guy1: Well golly guy2 did you "anal dazzle" that hot lady.

Guy2: You know it brah!
by NewDefinesBruh May 12, 2015
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Anal Chutney

A digested condiment made of fruits or vegetables expelled from the anus in a lose stool due to overeating of fruits or vegetables causing explosive diarrhea resembling a Chutney.
Jason ate so many prunes his diarrhea looked like an anal chutney.
by BDizzle55 October 01, 2015
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Anal Jester

A more colorful, sophisticated and rarely used synonym of the term assclown. Has the same literal meaning, but it has more oomph to it!
"Oh look, Little Timmy shit the bed again! What an absolute Anal Jester!"
by NotANameWaster July 12, 2020
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anal-glycoma

a play on words suggesting an inability to do something
Calling your boss to let them know you will be absent.

WORKER: Hello boss, I won't be in for work today.
BOSS: Why, what's the problam?
WORKER: Well you see, I have Anal-Glycoma.
BOSS: Anal-Glycoma,what's that?
WORKER: I cann't see my ass coming into work today.
by Workless September 30, 2011
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Anal sonata

Used to describe a particularly vile and unpleasant serial set of farts, generally of different sounds and tones.
God dammit - what the fuck did you eat for dinner? If I hear another anal sonata out of your ass, I'm going to push you in front of a bus.
by Plautus August 15, 2010
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anal pirate

Someone that is so thirsty for the booty that they steal their bro's girl, usually for shits and giggles
I can never keep a girlfriend cause all my friends are anal pirates.
by Brady Ovens July 19, 2015
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anal lips

the baggy skin that can occur around the anal ringhole as a result of fervent penetration with any manner of objects
"yo bitch, your stinking sphincter is so loose you could hold a cigarette in between those anal lips"
by fuckheads August 04, 2006
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