We never had a need for a brinks security system. Daddy kept the “loaded burglar alarm” under his bed.
by Dick Da Bruiser November 04, 2020
Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.
by bossofpiza November 23, 2016
When someone tries to tell you something that you know is not the truth, it is an "alarm" that goes off in your head telling you not to fall for the lie.
I was at the dentist's office and they were selling me something at a high cost that I did not need. My bullshit alarm went off that day, and I got red-faced with extreme anger!
by Julius Wrightmoore June 04, 2021
The siren-like alarm which rings 2-3 times per day in the United Kingdom, reminding every person to drop everything and have a cup of tea. In some areas, ignoring a tea alarm is considered an offence and you may be liable to prosecution.
by averagedyke242 December 09, 2023
Sometimes called Rogers Wake Up Call, when someone is sleeping on a couch and you take your cock and smack the person in the face to wake them up.
“Athena was sleeping, and I went over and started smacking her with my big fat cock”
“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”
“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”
by TalkWhileIWalk May 15, 2018
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by Master of the Black Stache January 09, 2017