Sock on a Bus Stop

When you're sitting on the top deck of the bus and you see a sock on top of the bus shelter.

You don't really know how it got up there and what is it doing up there. The sock have elevated beyond its ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb arse put him there to begin with

That little man David is like a Sock on a Bus Stop. I don't know how he got here!

by Bitch named Rachel November 6, 2018

hit by a bus

When a friend, peer or coworker, usually male, meets a partner and they disappear from their friend group, work, and life.

"My student Eric had a great career ahead oh him until he got hit by a bus."

"He got ran over?!"

"May as well have, the bus's name was Ashley."

by lifedoesntexist January 3, 2020

Abuse Emily Day

On Abuse Emily Day, You Get To Abuse A Person Called Emily

OMG IT IS ABUSE EMILY DAY!

by IAMAPERSONMAN April 5, 2019

Abusement

The act of abusing for pleasure of the abuser and the abusee. The abuse is consensual as in consensual sadomasochism.

Mark's slave finds spanking and bondage to be critical aspects of their mutual abusement.

by sfcitydom July 30, 2010

power abuse

Something Costello would do, aliases Lion or Kong.

(*****) was kicked by (Costello) (Look at my power abuse!)

by She Said February 4, 2009

hashtag abuser

Someone who doesn't really understand that a hashtag is essentially a filing system on the internet. One thing can't go in so many random places, so: -

#Loving my #life right #now! Check out my #new #Wedges @ExpensiveShoes #PartyTime #yolo #fashion #geek #fun #Unicorn #boom #shuutup

... is just plain ridiculous, this goes under #shoes and/or maybe #life if you must. *rolls eyes

Also #HastagAbuser -

Just saw new @RyanGosling film he is so lush! #Heneedstobemyhusband (ahem..) #youwillloveit #wetterthananotterspocket #go

Who is EVER going to search those?!

Stop it #peace

'Jo's is such a hashtag abuser, hashtags every word in his tweets. Doesn't make sense, looks like spam!'

by Pocket August 4, 2014

woman abuse day

Cuz of the kick dick day it’s to help out the boys so on the 12th of October you can now punch wemen 👍🏻

Oi big man it’s woman abuse day

by Pedonitty October 2, 2020