Crippin-tons

A community of intelligent crips.

On crippin-tons you weird ass boy.

by LawfulCitizen November 5, 2025

Shit-ton

The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.

2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.

by Z28boi May 30, 2018

Giannis (ektos apo ton karagianni)

Giannis (ektos apo ton karagianni) is a nice person with a good taste of ckikas .He is a sexy looking man with BBC(Big Black Cock)

Person 1 : I am so beautifull

Person 2 : Giannis (ektos apo ton karagianni) said that you are agly

Person 1 : OMG he is right I am going to kill my self now

by Gangster Giannis November 20, 2021

Tons

A girl who’s genarally a nice person, hardly gets into drama with anyone. Funny afff, falls in love way too easily and is a true friend. Too affectionate, touches your shoulder if she’s not that close to you, gives you a kiss if she is. Physically attractive too.

I think I like Tons. She’s so nice

by Dreamcatcher9 August 16, 2018

Fuck ton

Exactly 10 shitloads or two complete fuckloads

Man, we laid a fuck ton of bricks today...we've still got a couple of shitloads to lay tomorrow and we'll be done with that job!

by Dcor388 August 4, 2021

Shit ton

A redneck, possibly canadian, possibly albertan, saying for a large mass of something, be it literal or figurative.

That's a Shit ton of nachos!

Take some from tim, he's got a shit ton!

I got like a shit ton and a half of porn mags at my house.

by "hot" Karl Werner July 9, 2011

Juan Ton

That super greasy fat filled appetizer at Wills Fire.
Appetizers: buy one, get one free drink.

Buy two . Eat free for one year.

It’s coming to a town near you.
Don’t miss the juan ton.

It’ll put a cap on the lub lard layer for winter. Go Santa!

by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022