Jack: Who's list should we use at next and bang?
Mike: Well, if you want look cool you should use Tom's List.
Jack: What if I don't want to look cool?
Mike: Then use Scooter's List.
Jack: Nuh, fuck that guy. I'm going to use Tom's List.
Mike: Well, if you want look cool you should use Tom's List.
Jack: What if I don't want to look cool?
Mike: Then use Scooter's List.
Jack: Nuh, fuck that guy. I'm going to use Tom's List.
by magmar January 9, 2009
Get the Tom's Listmug. Neil Patrick Harris is so GAY-LIST
by LORD BLAIRTRON November 24, 2010
Get the GAY-LISTmug. A list of all the celebrities you would love to fuck, but, like a Christmas list, you don't usually get what you want.
Jie: Hey Tj, who is on your Christmas List?
Tj: I would have to say I would bang Megan Fox, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, and at number one Scarlett Johansson!
Tj: I would have to say I would bang Megan Fox, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, and at number one Scarlett Johansson!
by Alaric C. February 10, 2015
Get the Christmas Listmug. A list of different hypothetical situations or circumstances as to why a person should be paranoid about something. This is usually the type of list drawn up by parents when they don't know where their kid is. But people can create a paranoia list for all sorts of reasons.
Mother: Where's Jimmy?
Tom: I don't know mom
Mother: What if he's been kidnapped, or mugged, or raped, or abudcted by aliens or beheaded, or sold for drugs, or worse?!?!?!
Tom: Jeez mom don't make a paranoia list
Tom: I don't know mom
Mother: What if he's been kidnapped, or mugged, or raped, or abudcted by aliens or beheaded, or sold for drugs, or worse?!?!?!
Tom: Jeez mom don't make a paranoia list
by 2b4sure September 5, 2009
Get the Paranoia Listmug. A list of people who do not wash their hands after defacating. People who are witnessed committing this heinous crime are placed on the 'brown list', or they are 'brown listed'.
Co-worker: You may want to double up on the hand sanitizer after shaking hands with Bill Q., he was Brown Listed last week.
by wonnmeister2 February 27, 2011
Get the Brown Listmug. 
A few items on the bucket list of the funny/suspicious Indian dude-
1) Go skydiving.
2) Finish a Nascar race driving against oncoming traffic.
3) Wrestle Daryl Stingley (though he had to cross it off the bucket list in 2007 before he got to do it).
1) Go skydiving.
2) Finish a Nascar race driving against oncoming traffic.
3) Wrestle Daryl Stingley (though he had to cross it off the bucket list in 2007 before he got to do it).
Kid- Hey Mister, wanna wrestle? I always wanted to try you.
Daryl Stingley- Not today kid. I actually dont think my wrestling future looks too bright for tomorrow or after tomorrow either kid, so don't put it on your bucket list, I'll never live up to your expectations if you do.
Daryl Stingley- Not today kid. I actually dont think my wrestling future looks too bright for tomorrow or after tomorrow either kid, so don't put it on your bucket list, I'll never live up to your expectations if you do.
by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021
Get the Bucket listmug.