Willie Beamin

Any attention starved douchebag who claims to be the best at everything and the most popular person. A narcissist in its purest form. Always has to be the center of attention. Will work out hours a day so his body makes up for his ugly face and poor dance moves. Has a disturbing love of Micheal Jackson. Does "duck face" and/or points at the camera in 95% of pictures.
That kid walks around the club like a Willie Beamin!
by phylips August 02, 2010
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Willy Clinton

(1) aka William Jefferson Clinton, aka Bill Clinton, aka Mr. Hillary Clinton, aka Billary Clinton. Former USA president, between George Bush and George W. Bush.

(2) A dumbass who smokes pot WITHOUT inhaling! What's the point?

(3) Someone who uses cigars (and joints?) to dip into and suck up pussy juice.
When I'm fucking, my Willy Clinton is between two Bushes.
by Jack Bozdog June 24, 2006
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Juggling Willies

The act of sucking mad dicks at one time in a festive manner.
"No way! i saw that slam pig last weekend over at the VFW Juggling Willies"

"Hey where did Mike go? Oh, hes down behind 711 Juggling willies (for meth)"

"Yo bro call up that slut sister of yours so she can juggle our willies"

"holy titty fucking christ can this bitch juggle some willies or what?!?"
by HotRodthaPenatrator April 13, 2009
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White Willie

When you're getting head from a bitch and you're about to cum and you say, "Oh, shit it's your mom". So then she looks in one of the directions and you splooge in her ear yelling, "White Willie bitch!!!!!!!!!"
Hey, Steven I gave your sister a White Willie last night!
by Shaun Lindsay March 28, 2006
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slick willy

a sexual act which takes place in an office setting, the female inserts a cigar tube in her vagina while the male masturbates.
good ole' bill inserted his cubano into monica's snatch, screaming her name repeatedly, as yasser arafat innocently sat in the rose garden. bill just couldnt resist receiving a slick willy.
by mawnica February 14, 2013
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Chilly Willy

The most iconic building on the Chicago skyline, the Chilly Willy stands at a towering 108 stories.
Was formerly known as the Sears Tower, but became dubbed the Chilly Willy after Sears sold the tower to the Willis Group, a British insurance brokerage, much to the dismay of the new owners.
Friend 1: Hey Dawg, want to go down to the Sears Tower Skydeck tonight?
Friend 2: Didn't you hear? Sears sold the tower, it's officially the Chilly Willy now.
Guy 1: Hey, how long is the line to the skydeck?
Willis Group Employee: Excuse me, I believe you meant to ask how long the line is to the WILLIS tower.
Guy 1: Hah, Chilly Willy
Willis Group Employee: Please don't call it that
by countDantes February 04, 2015
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Willy Wanker

Someone who wanks a lot and eats a lot of unhealthy food.
Rob is a Willy Wanker, he can't stop himself wanking and eating dominos.
by Fannypack December 09, 2015
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