Oedipus Text

A text message one (being a male member of his species) sends his biological mother that is sexually explicit in nature. This practice is (usually) accidental, (usually) meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with another member of the species, and (usually) sent under the influence of intoxicating substances.

Dude, I need to either stop dating Helens or change my mom's contact name to "Mom" in my phone. I totally sent an Oedipus Text last night!

by sharondeen October 4, 2012

text slaughter

1. To look over a person's shoulder to read their text messages

2. To repeatedly and rapidly text someone to piss them off

Randy is all up behind you trying to text slaughter you man

by stangz1 February 8, 2009

Text Slaying

This is when your texts make absolutely no sense just so that you can save your airtime

Text Slaying: I wnt b gon 2Lisa nxwk cz I hv 2luk aftr grnda

Normal Text: I won't be going to Lisa next week because I have to look after my grandma

by Karlow Yuyi September 5, 2011

Text to Speechlexia

When using Google's Android text to speech and the text is wrong but you send it anyway. This can be done on purpose or by accident.

Guy 1: "Why did you text me 'I'm gonna do your girlfriend.'"?
Guy 2: "I meant to text you 'Do you want to go to the ballgame.'".
Guy 1: "Ok, cool lol, I was gonna kick your ass".
Guy 2: "It must have been text to speechlexia".

by jkherbz April 23, 2010

Text Tied

When you, for some odd reason, make a lot of typos. Almost as if you have forgotten how to type.

Bill: hiw aee ypu dping?
Jane: Dude you are so text tied

by HtotheARLIE November 28, 2009

texting chemistry

When two douche bags claim to have good conversations through text but are awkward as fuck in person ALL THE TIME.

I mean, he's not even that good looking... but we have good texting chemistry. But its weird in person

by dfwu March 2, 2015

Text abreviations

idk: I don't know wyd: what are you doing?

idc: I don't care STFU: shut the f*ck up

Istg: I swear to god TL;DR: too long, didn't read

LMK: let me know tbh: to be honest

brb: be right back TTYL: talk to you later

Lmao: laughing my @$$ off FAQ: frequently asked question

Np: no problem ILY: I love you

text abreviations
p1: WYD?
p2: eating you?

p1: watching a movie, and istg it so boring
p2: ok LOL LMK if it gets interesting
P1: ok TTYL

by my tik tok is sushi.ariella January 5, 2021