Richard Gere

A Richard Gere is when two guys give a girl a Sunny St. James, the three of them cum at the same time and poop out a hampster

Damn those ass bandits, they just gave that greasy shawtay a nasty ole' Richard Gere

by StayStoked November 30, 2010

Richard Simmons

1. A fat, white, gay, afro-totting "fitness guru" whose workout videos are composed of crappy 80's songs, tight-ass short-shorts, and lots of high pitched giggling and encouragement to the other morbidly obese people (mostly women) in the distance who for some unknown reason signed up to be featured in a workout video with one of the most ridiculed people of all time.

2. An insult referring to one's sexuality.

3. The epitome of gay.

1. Richard Simmons loves to frolic in his daisy dukes with the fat women as Devo's "Whip It" plays in the distance.

2.

Teenager #1: Hey, why don't we buy one of Cher's albums?
Teenager #2: Dude, you're friggin' Richard Simmons.

3. I'm sorry, that last one is self-explanatory.

by DelCast January 31, 2007

josh richards

Otherwise known as joshrichardzz is a tik tok GOD, and the sweetest person alive.

Josh Richards is the definition of perfect!!

by @richardzzstrongg July 4, 2019

richard smith

highly intelligent young man who fears and loths spontaneous phone calls including the words 'moo' and 'rar'

richard: you peon, you just called me and said 'moo'

by mike April 6, 2005

richard and the twins

basically the penis and the testicles

Richard = Dick

ouch..Richard and the twins just got hit :s

by octopus69911 January 26, 2006

Richard Fitswell

Richard Fitswell is an alias that people with a micro penis refer to themselves as. Usually a compensating for the small member they were born with. His body kept growing but his dick never did. These people are manipulative, abusive, and tend to bully others or cause problems for anyone they are in contact with.

Porn Director: what have you decided on for a porn name?
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!

Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.

Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?

Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!

by TwiztedSnowman January 7, 2022

Max Richarding it

Talking in appealing high pitched voice when somewhat nervous. A boyish charm.

Brian: Man, Dick, you sure seemed nervous around Molly.
Dick: Yea, i really was Max Richarding it, wasn't I.

by thrid_wheel_on_a_unicycle February 14, 2010