Doing A Pete

Epically failing with everything in life and not knowing that it's happened.

Dave: "Watch out!"
Steve: *Being hit in the face*
Dave: "That's what I call Doing A Pete !!!"

by WB82 December 1, 2010

Devon Pete

A famous AFJROTC cadet known for taking a selfie with Col. Cunningham. Relative to DuRrik Pet3.

"Hey the Devon Pete guy is pretty cool."
"Yeah, his brother Derik is pretty retarded."

by YungBruh3319 November 4, 2019

jesum petes

Politely substituted for "Jesus Christ" in mixed company.

"Jesum Petes he slapped that bitch hard!"

by Jerome Todd April 19, 2018

Pete PAYdro

Pete-PAYdro is the most renown trader, with his trades reaching up all the way to Nicaragua, and is most infamously known for leading the Pete Pedro gang

Pete PAYdro shall own me

by Horris Hank September 6, 2022

Pete-ist

A man who is a chauvinistic sexist narcissist. Otherwise known as a Pete-ist.

Why does Pete act the way he does?

He acts that way, because he is a Pete-ist.

by Filipino Wall Climber June 25, 2020

Pete Wentz

Just a stupid, gay bassist from the untalented band fall out boy that all teen girls seem to like, might be the wang shots he posted online?

Guy 1: You ever hear that Pete Wentz guy play?
Guy 2: Yeah and he sucks to the max
Guy 1: Hellz ya

by Adam Ritchie September 1, 2006

creepy pete

A radio dj by the name of Pete who has large pockets with unspoken idems inside.

That Creepy Pete has some might fine pockets.

by Ritilan Rachel March 11, 2005