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Luke

Yeah at first he can be fun and seem like a good guy. But you are wrong. This dick thinks he owns everyone and can do anything he wants. You can define luke as a hoe, slut, player and cunt. Don't get attached to Luke's because they are lying cheating bitches. Take my advice. I'm one of lukes victims xx
Luke: I don't even know how to unclip a girls bra
by pineapplemangoapple October 10, 2022
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Luke tries to be the biggest homie hopper out of his friends. unfortunately that is the only 'big' thing he has going for him. if you want a vinnie hacker 2.0, lukey pukey is your go-to. mr. never sober is good with kids, but not with a skateboard. his hobbies include, searching for his missing crystals, and the missing piece in his life. which he is conviced he has found. if you are not a girl that is around 5'6-5'8, and is not in the grade below, keep looking because luke does not want you. Luke's only way of flirting is by telling girls to shut up and making them wear his lice-infested hat. lukes lips are bigger than his dick and that is a promise. kinda bite worthy though. (please never say that again miss girl). sorry my friend is a little obsessed with luke. you may think he his hot, but before you get too far along with this luke guy, make him move his hair out of his face. beware his actions are very different from his words. and his words usually are making fun of his friends...and urs.
"did you see luke the other day?"
"yeah, he ran into a stop sign."
by penisdaddylover69 July 16, 2021
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A very chill, relaxed guy. He's the type of person that if you get to know, has a lot of interesting qualitys, but usually keeps them hidden away.
"Luke it so chill, but has a great personality"
by FortniteTerrible October 5, 2019
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is the dumbest name you can litterly give your son yes i have deslezyia yes i can not spell luke is not charming he sucks
by keyboarduser12 September 10, 2020
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a guy who is a fucking bellend and deserves to lull himself and should die
Harry: Luke is so annoying
Angel: I know right!
by urparentsaresexy November 11, 2021
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Super Cool Guy often the funniest member of discord servers
Yo you know Luke?

Yeah what about him?

He is so funny on discord lmaoo
by FAGGOT THAT GEWTS PUS*Y October 21, 2020
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To be super duper popular and frothed upon by girls from Kilvington Grammar
OMG you're such a demon on snapchat, chatting up all my mates, you're such a Luke!!!
by K33ly August 27, 2017
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