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skid mark

a line of nut/semen on one's bed sheets after sexual intercourse or another name for a accidental birth.
by benjigamerTG September 18, 2020
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Skid police

The "skid police" are calling. Referring to the necessity for a loss of traction in an automobile.
Hey mate the skid police are calling!

Ah fuck I better break the tyres loose on my Lexus!
by Lexus is200 February 12, 2021
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skid-o-gram

When you leave a message in the toilet bowl sent via skid mark for the next person to receive.
Mark: Did you drop ass in the bathroom?

Dale: Yes. And I also left a skid-o-gram for Matt to receive!
by knobross69 January 18, 2024
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Fencing Skid

A fencing skid is usually the type of person on the roblox "exploiter hangout" fencing to act smart and say "define skid" all the time, they will not know any lua and will be really easy to win an arguement against but they are really annoying thinking they know everything with their free scripts they found on youtube.
Wow "monkeybhoy10" is such a fencing skid!
by xXRacialSlurSayerXx April 14, 2022
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gravy skid

when your at dxl and the big back worker bends over for no reason in front of you and his massive brown greasy skidmark makes your lunch start to come back out, then his little head turns back an makes eye contact and then you realize its some kind of public fecal fascination
i was shopping at dxl and i needed help finding some shoes and the employee was eager to assist, then he bent over and turned his big back my way as he bent over to show everyone his poop lined gravy skid down the crack of his britches
by no roads March 8, 2025
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Skids

Hey, nice skids.

Yea Man, got em on sale at Foot Locker.
by Natha2k August 15, 2021
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Skids of Saturn

When you skid your pants but want to make the most of them, so you rotate them regularly until there's a brown mark all the way around the inside
The washing machine packed up, so I've got skids of saturn
by antirix December 8, 2024
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