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Goo Canoe

A term to describe a wide gapped vagina tramp-whore that has semen in and on her.
I just bust a nut in the old goo canoe.
by 504nolagrits May 25, 2016
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goo-low

person with a lot of authority, and a huge cock as well. (The goo from down below)
i shake my goo-low at you... get back to work
by grimpin1 October 11, 2010
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goo donation

When a strapping young buck helps out the less fortunate by gifting some lucky broad a generous helping of his foamy goo.
"Why do you look so happy despite your visibly shattered pelvic bone?" Christina asked her friend, Margot.
Margot smiled demurely and said, "Buck, that young buck, gave me a hearty goo donation last night."
"Wait," Christina asked, "Are you talking about a human or did you fuck a deer?"
Margot just blushed. "I have a serious problem, Christy-bear."
by WhimsyFox February 23, 2019
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jae goo

Your typical korean friend who acts dumb but is actually smart. He think he's ugly when everybody knows he's not. That's why he's jae swaggy and pulling girls left and right. He is playful and very nice. When you ask for help, he most likely answers you in 5 min cause his text game is that strong. You can talk to him for hours without getting bored and he'll text you till 4am even thought he's tired. You can always rely on him for advice or support and will always be there for you. Whenever you're sad, he's the person to go to. He understands you on so many levels. You can joke around with him about anything and tell him literally anything. Except don't tell him about your crushes. He's a pro gamer and tags you in everything he does. You'll never feel left out. He's just that great of a friend. If you don't get yourself a jae goo, you're stupid :)
me: *talking to him about my problems*
Jae goo: *understanding me and supporting me*

I'm really glad you're my friend jae goo. I will always support you and be there for you :)
by yourbestfriendhaha May 1, 2020
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Goo Lagoon

When you blow your nose in toilet paper then fold it and whipe your ass but a finger slips through and snot goes in your ass.
"Jerry got Goo Lagooned last night when he was slammed"
by ProFadeUrban February 26, 2021
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Gooch Goo

I worked my ass off all day in the sun and need to clean all this gooch goo off my ballsack.
by Inomon June 3, 2018
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Goo-Gou

Someone who a ding dong/ man baby idiot, used as a negative or humorous comeback. This individual may or may not look like they still breastfeed.
*Person does goofy thing*
Me: You mad goo-gou for that!
by Jacob Boilindeeznuts February 12, 2022
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