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safety dodge

Verb: to dodge a safety representative on a worksite, esp in the instance of knowingly violating safety policy.
Jessica: "Safety Dan is coming! Where is your hard hat?"

Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"

Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."

Tim: "Good thinkin!"
by CupricCow October 9, 2011
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Dodge’s Law

the idea that the darker a person is, the more they will yearn to own a dodge charger one day.
“I saw a black guy in a dodge charger yesterday, not surprised, dodge’s law never fails.”
by Erarr October 7, 2023
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period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
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shannon dodging

A girl making blasphemous excuses not to hangout with her boyfriend
bro why is she shannon dodging
by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024
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Dodge ball

by BIGGÆ123 August 12, 2019
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Dodge Delete

To remove the only quality part of a Dodge, a Cummins engine, and transplant it into a worthy chassis. Usually a 2003-2009 or a 1992 or older Ford.
"Dude, you've sunk enough into your 6 point blow. It's time for a Dodge delete."

Or,

"Wow, a 5.9 Cummins! To bad. You didn't get it with the Dodge delete."
by Mickey Behr August 27, 2022
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DODGE-master

Holy cow, did you see that animal?
It wasn't an animal bobby, it was a DODGE-master
by paulimal September 28, 2003
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