zootholomy

Russian origin.
First coined during the Spanish Inquisition

(zo-oth'-o-lo-my)
(n) The scientific name for a leaf that has been separated from a branch by unnatural forces. It is important to differentiate between natural and unnatural forces. If a hurricane blows leaves off branches, they remain leaves. If humans or animals pull a leaf off a tree, it becomes a zootholomy.

plural: zootholomie (zo-oth'-o-lo-mie)

Little Johnny hit the branch so hard, one leaf became a zootholomy.

After the pine died, the leaves began accumulating at the base of the tree.

by Dr. Theodore Price June 13, 2006

zoot suit

Style of suit characterized by a nearly knee-length coat with wide shoulders accompanied by baggy, high-waisted, pleated trousers tapered towards the ankles (drapes), a low crowned, wide-brimmed hat, pointed-toe shoes and an extra long keychain. Emerging in the late 1930's within black youth jazz culture (hepcats), the zoot suit was a wild exaggeration of the typical men's suit and accessories of the era and reputed to have been originally inspired by a custom order based on the civil war period costume worn by Clark Gable as Rhett Butler in "Gone With the Wind". The name "zoot" suit likely has roots relating to a combination of the mainstream culture image of the reefer smoking hepcat and hepcat slang. It is believed that the style was quickly popularized among the Harlem jazz scene and spread westward where it became adopted as the hallmark of the pachuco. As world war II-era materials restrictions were imposed articles of clothing utilizing excessive fabric were demonized as "unpatriotic" and a mark of rebellion against the status quo, subservience and anything square. Acts of hooliganism among some members of the pachuco crowd in war-era Los Angeles gave ample reason for drunken servicemen to seek out and bash on Mexican youths, leading to the "zoot suit riots". Today the zoot suit remains as an outlandish reminder of what may be the original fashion symbol of minority youth-culture rebellion.

As soon as we get our shore leave we're headed downtown to beat the hell out of some of those zoot suit-wearing, draft-dodging pachucos.

by Dan O. December 28, 2005

zooda

a tail of a rat that poo's out watches

I just saw a zooda in action

by ajnd2018999 May 24, 2011

zootarooney

Zootarooney is another term for spliff or joint

Yo bro pass me the zootarooney

by Hniggah August 22, 2020

Zootopia

An animated movie that made Disney a fuck-ton of money. Slightly destroyed when furry extremists decided to share their fanart porn with the world.

Guy 1: Hey bro, check out this Zootopia comic.

Guy 2: Oh dude what the fuck. This is why we can't have nice things.

by HalHarbinger81 July 16, 2018

Zoodle

When someone brings up a random topic/subject that you haven't heard of in forever, and then a little while later you hear/see that topic/subject again somewhere else.

(1)
Matt: Remember that show Wishbone?
Dave: Yea I used to watch that everyday. I haven't seen that show in forever!

*Hours later, channel surfing*

Dave: WTF! Wishbones on tv!? I just got zoodled!

(2)
Gilly FB status: Had a good night out with my bestfriends last night!
status comment: Yesterday was a good day -Ice Cube voice-

*Later that day, Gilly starts her car*
Radio: Today I didnt even have to use my A.K. Today was a good day!
Gilly: Fuckin zoodled!

by Taliarzio December 14, 2010

zooty

a term used in the song "big poppa" by biggie smalls, when he refers to getting zooty aka smoking the ganja

Yo man roll up that L i wanna get mad zooty

by zooty June 26, 2007