Zooked

That's crazy, that's wild

Yo this math homework is zooked dawg.

by HZ23 August 22, 2019

Zook

A hypocritical loser who is about 6'4" and skinnier than your average anorexic. He loves to fuck with girls head and lies constantly. Whines when he doesn't get his way and is very awkward. Has a awkwardly small head and is terrible in bed. He dips as well.
He tends to take a girl out and leave her wherever they went.
Total tool.

Man, that guy is such a Zook!!!
Brandon Zook

by BlondeToRed27 October 7, 2012

zook hangover

Like having a normal hangover, only it is from eating way too much food, not from drinking.

i had the worst zook hangover after the 4 plates of pasta and $50 in Carl's Jr. last night.

by nategodd October 24, 2007

zook hangover

what people get after partying with zook for three weeks...much worse than a normal hangover

he left last week but i am still suffering from a zook hangover

by zoook October 2, 2007

Grant Zook

The type of guy to grab his friend’s dick during Season 1 Episode 6 of Game of Thrones.

Friend: Wow this is such a good show.
Grant Zook: LET ME GRAB YOUR COCK!

by Dr. Doofenshmirtz III August 29, 2023

Zook Fuel

Fuel which is placed in a Zook-tube, which is then inhaled to become Zooked.
(Weed)

a: Yo bro, wanna go get Zooked?
b: Hell yeah man, you got any Zook Fuel?
a: Ahlie

by JZBURGER December 22, 2016

Zooked

EXTREMELY cooked (done for)

Guy 1: Bro, I didn't study for the biology exam. I'm so cooked.
Guy 2: Nah bro, you're absolutely zooked!

by Since you August 26, 2024