The act of sliding down a pole with ones nut sack hanging out with the direct aim of landing ones nut sack in to the mouth of a 'catcher' laying at the bottom of the pole.
The guy was a professional at zoning... he could drop his nutsack directly into the catcher's mouth it was unreal.
by Zonemaster666 May 1, 2021
Get the Zoning mug.Someone who zones out stays in one spot, zoning on a phone or showing interest in something for hours at a time. And they act like they are not here on this planet and don't listen to a word you say to them while they in the zone.😎
Bill :. Chad over there "Zoning".
Felicia: damn Chad, you all zoned out on that phone
Bill : ZONED OUT NIQQA!😂
Felicia: damn Chad, you all zoned out on that phone
Bill : ZONED OUT NIQQA!😂
by lyndseygirl94 September 4, 2018
Get the Zoning mug.Gabe Zoning is when a girl flirts immensely with a man and gives him the illusion of eventually getting some. However, when he attempts to try and tap that ass, the girl shies away. Instead of the girl being honest with the man, admitting she isnt interested in him romantically, she puts him in a place that surpasses the Friend-Zone, Its the Gabe-Zone. Its pretty much the dark, deep, bottomless pit of always being a friend of a hot female, but with 0 benefits.
Gabe: "Hey man, I went on that date with Adriana yesterday."
Friend: "Oh really? How'd it go?"
Gabe: "Dude, I tried to holla, and she started Gabe Zoning me."
Friend: "Not the Gabe Zone!"
Gabe: "Yeah, bro. Its worse than the Friend-Zone."
Friend: "Oh really? How'd it go?"
Gabe: "Dude, I tried to holla, and she started Gabe Zoning me."
Friend: "Not the Gabe Zone!"
Gabe: "Yeah, bro. Its worse than the Friend-Zone."
by SomeAwesomeFemAnon July 19, 2013
Get the Gabe Zoning mug.When someone has took so many L’s to the point where they are now willing to do anything to satisfy the simplest desire no matter how degrading or self-humiliating it is. People who dark-zone usually don’t realize that the things they are willing to do are abnormal. These people are similar to a simp but far worse in every aspect.
Guy 1: Josh has been having vigorous sex with his car because Stacy has rejected him 5 times in the span of two months.
Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning
Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning
by TheHuskySpam March 27, 2020
Get the Dark Zoning mug.A state while playing video games where the player loses touch with reality, and their skilles increase to a greater power which in thus makes them un beatable
Man you got ouwned while playing against that gamer, I thought you were a gamer
I am he must be zoning
I am he must be zoning
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