1.The act of fooling or being fooled.
2. The epitome of Tom Foolery;usually spontaneous and often unexpected.
Often accompanied by "BITCH!" for extra emphasis!
2. The epitome of Tom Foolery;usually spontaneous and often unexpected.
Often accompanied by "BITCH!" for extra emphasis!
Being really thirsty and going to pour yourself a drink. The beverage appears fine through the bottle;but upon pouring it all clumps at the opening because its frozen =ZONK!
Preparing to watch a show that comes on in an hour and recording it for later; only to find out upon watching it later that an infomercial was on for 2 hours in that time slot= ZONK!
Your girl telling you she was on the pill all those times you went raw; but 3 months later tells you she's pregnant= ZONK!
Expecting a compliment but getting an insult.= ZONK!
Preparing to watch a show that comes on in an hour and recording it for later; only to find out upon watching it later that an infomercial was on for 2 hours in that time slot= ZONK!
Your girl telling you she was on the pill all those times you went raw; but 3 months later tells you she's pregnant= ZONK!
Expecting a compliment but getting an insult.= ZONK!
by forever felt & forever fro February 4, 2010
Get the ZONKmug. by 🥀Erin Gray🥀 January 19, 2020
Get the Zonkmug. somebody that is in a stupor from either drugs or alcohol but they try to go to work/ school and act normal. its really funny to watch them pretending to be sober....
by Guys With Eyeliner Are HAWT!!! May 12, 2006
Get the Zonkedmug. by Mr Eric J February 3, 2012
Get the Zonkmug. To repeatedly censor people's posts at discussion boards without warning because they dare to be critical even if it's not against the rules.
by Me&You February 9, 2012
Get the Zonkmug. by The Reefer Man April 19, 2005
Get the zonkedmug. by Joey Tretick December 22, 2003
Get the zonkedmug.