Millimeter Mosnster

A penis that is so incredibly small that it can only be seen with a microscope.

No girls will give a blowjob to Brian Roth because of his Millimeter Mosnster.

:Not even Chelsea.

by Matt May 17, 2004

Millimeter Peters

A young gentlemen who is a sniper on the pitch of a sport

The millimeter peters were dominating the field

by jeffgay August 4, 2007

Dillimeter

a measure of distance from one thing to another in close range.

Nicky-"Yo wheres the nearest seven eleven around here."
Alex-"Oh it's just a dillimeter away."

by Nikka Nikka March 25, 2009

Millimeter Miracle

A millimeter miracle is the name given to a penis that is small. You could use this as an insult if you are in a penis size insult war.

Jimmy : "You have a one inch wonder"

Steve : " Well, you have a millimeter miracle"

by JellyBeanz March 7, 2015

44 millimeter

When you think too much about your attractive teacher or Donald Trump and get a massive eSHREKtionwhen you have 3 minutes of class left and can't find a solution.

Mom-hey Danny what did you do today?
Danny-got a 44 millimeter.
Mom-oh...."calls an orphanage.

by simple man trump June 27, 2016

millimeter

A nickname for a really nice man I know, also a unit of measure.

have you seen millimeter? he seems to be living up to his name lately.

by arousing February 26, 2017

Millimeter

Y'see, most people see the word millimeter as a way of measurement. However, I see it as a name. A name of a person who is almost like an angel. This is one of the best friends someone could ask for. Consider yourself lucky if you have a friend named Millimeter, because they're quite irreplaceable in every way.

Millimeter is such a warm-hearted person.

by PatriotOfAmerica November 24, 2020