The coolest kid on the block. Is a strange goose, but it’s impossible not to adore him. Perfect, yet humble about it. He’s who you’d want to sit next to on the bus or in class. He’s who you’d want to marry and wouldn’t ever regret it.
“I wish I was Zeke”
“Who doesn’t!?!!!”
“Who doesn’t!?!!!”
by Stacey and Allie Fizzy! February 5, 2019
Get the Zekemug. zeke is also an actual guy who resembles the other defenition actually i'm kidding , i dated him and he's pretty ok
by guess who? July 1, 2003
Get the zekemug. 
he is nice. kinda an idiot. he will buy you anything if he likes you even if you don't want him to. gold diggers love him. he is very stubborn but very affectionate and hates taking good advice. he is smart, but will talk about random crap that nobody cares about. but we love him anyways. he has a good heart and he wants to do what's right.
"omg zeke shut up."
"awww zeke you really should not have bought me that big mac."
nobody:
zeke: "aktuallyy its a giGaBYte."
"awww zeke you really should not have bought me that big mac."
nobody:
zeke: "aktuallyy its a giGaBYte."
by gabri.joy February 22, 2023
Get the zekemug. God of intelligence, although sort of a nuisance, he has his moments. Although the greatest person to grace this planet and stand on our very earth, he will spit on your eyeball.
Is a basketball.
Is a basketball.
by Sir_Oliver-Henrik_the-III September 21, 2022
Get the Zekemug. Zeke is a very attractive, funny male with a big penis. Whenever he makes a joke, you laugh unintentionally. He is just that funny. He is a graduate of Kai Cenat’s rizz academy. He is known to be Kay Flock’s homie since day 1 as well.
by Janiqua Joseph November 22, 2021
Get the Zekemug.