Zeke

The coolest kid on the block. Is a strange goose, but it’s impossible not to adore him. Perfect, yet humble about it. He’s who you’d want to sit next to on the bus or in class. He’s who you’d want to marry and wouldn’t ever regret it.

“I wish I was Zeke”
“Who doesn’t!?!!!”

by Stacey and Allie Fizzy! February 06, 2019

Zeke

large cock thats all i need to say

zeke has a large cock

by RTlive November 10, 2020

zeke

zeke is also an actual guy who resembles the other defenition actually i'm kidding , i dated him and he's pretty ok

zeke is unfairly smart

by guess who? July 02, 2003

zeke

Bad haircut

Nice zeke Mike!!

by Mike Hunt December 12, 2003

Zeked

Noun: to receive a handjob at the back of a classroom

Friend 1: I heard you got zeked yesterday
Friend 2: Yeah it was pretty mid, prolly a 7.5

by Chodychidd March 29, 2023

Zeke

One beer drinking son of a bitch

Have you seen zeke the other day?? He was drunk again for the 3rd week in a row

by Cmashburn March 05, 2020

Zeke

Zeke will get to the money regardless, no matter what he must do, no matter who he must hurt

Zeke aint playing about that money you owe him

by Yk how November 22, 2021