load zapper

A woman that you have sex with when you don't want to have a serious relationship.

I was sick of jerking off so I got a load zapper.

by Jimi Digital February 17, 2023

Double Zapper

The electric feeling caused by inserting 2 fingers into the Anus while masturbating

Frank gave himself a good double zapper this morning and now his fingers smell like shit

by Smiffythegreat October 20, 2016

bug zapper

A person that gives a gift to someone with the intention of covertly benefiting from the use of that gift.

You go to your local WAL-Mart and purchase a really nice, top of the line, bug zapper. Then in a gracious gesture you give it to your new neighbor as a house warming present. That summer you relax in your back yard to the sound of sizzling insects and you never have to maintain it!

by Hang June 11, 2006

Hummingbird zapper

An electronic device similar to a bug zapper which, as the name implies, is designed to reduce the local hummingbird population. It resembles a standard hummingbird feeder, but unlike a bug zapper's ultraviolet light, it has a red light to attract the birds. It also contains a 50 kilovolt power supply, connected to flower-shaped receptacles at the base. When an unsuspecting hummingbird inserts its beak into the flower searching for nectar, it bridges the contacts and the bird explodes with deadly and humorous effect.

No longer content with his usual nighttime entertainment of drinking malt liquor while watching the bug zapper, Zeke's new hummingbird zapper provides hours of daytime redneck enjoyment.

by Timotheus325 April 26, 2010

Nut Zapper

It is any item that is made of a romote and a zapping device (when u press the button on the romote the device zaps). its called nut zapper because it's used to zap nuts. try to stick the device to your friend's or enemy's of any nerd's naked nuts when he's asleep and order him to obey all ur orders or he will be nut zapped. ir u try it to yourself u will feel the pain for several minutes, so he won't disobey a single order.

Man, once in the camp 5 to 7 enemies whome i hate attacked me while asleep and stuck that nut zapper device into my nuts. it was midnight when each gave an order and i couldn't disobey and when i disobeyed two to three orders i was zapped and that was so painful i felt it for 30 minutes. some of the orders were burn ur boots and socks, eat a living spider, lick the sand, and the worst was ot burn my clothes, finally i agreed and burned them all. next day was a disaster part of my ass was showing and the boxers were ashes and the trouser was torn and black and i was bare shirt and barefooted

by michael-mikey November 6, 2007

Nigger Zapper

When a bitch ass negro is acting out of place and the po po zap the bitch ass nigger with a taser

Little nigger stealing

Police officer gets out his nigger zapper and shuts him down

by Niggerdefs October 4, 2019

Taint Zapper

An electrode consisting of at least two prongs, but usually more. Each prong is terminated with a conductive metal pin or socket used in aircraft harness connectors. With a voltage source connected all one has to do is touch prongs to taint area and an electric shock will be delivered.

Why aren't you walking properly?

Because I got hit with a handy taint zapper in my sleep, it really hurts.

by Nik Danger March 25, 2010