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because you touch yourself at night

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.
Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
by 0niTTRay October 8, 2003
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Be yourself

What we all should do. Stop with the prep, emo, scene, hip hop scally wag horse crap or whatever. Wear what you want, be how you want. Who ever judges you for that is obviously questioning themselves more than anyone else.
by just,juststop March 25, 2011
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A quote from Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight by the character Harvey Dent in reference to Julius Caesar and Batman. Repeated by Batman at the end of the film.

There are several possible meanings:

1. Absolute power eventually corrupts (as in the case of Julius Caesar).
2. Being consistently heroic is difficult if not impossible, circumstances will eventually push you towards villainy (as in the case of Harvey Dent and Batman).
3. Public opinion can easily change and will eventually change. Many people have the tendency find faults even when there are none. It can also be easily manipulated. You might adhere to your code despite 1. and 2., you can still be painted as a villain by your enemies (as in the case of what Joker did to Batman).
4. Villainy and Heroism are relative and not absolute. "Good" will change with time. Different people have different concepts of "good" (the actions of Julius Caesar can be judged very differently by different people throughout the different ages). In many situations, the line between the two concepts can be very blurry (following the law versus vigilantism).
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
by Project Book August 5, 2015
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Off yourself

"dude you are so lame, you need to off yourself"

"yea you butchered that you should just off yourself now"
by Jordan Folkman February 23, 2009
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Let Yourself Go

To let yourself go means to stop caring about yourself and your outward appearance/hygiene, usually because of depression and/or a traumatic event. Typically, a person who has let themselves go will rarely if ever leave their house unless they absolutely have to, and as a result they will balloon themselves up to quite an unhealthy weight. Their confused friend(s) will often try to get them to come out of their shell, usually with no success.
I know that your mother was a very important person in your life, but you can't just let yourself go now that she's gone.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 19, 2021
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keep yourself safe

people say this in order to inform someone to "kill them selves" without receiving any consequences from using the harsh term since both phrases are long for "KYS"
"bro this is to easy you're so shit"
"keep yourself safe dude"
by DodgyJuke June 27, 2018
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Kill Yourself

A term meaning "I respectfully disagree with your opinion". Believed to have originated on tumblr, but most often seen on youtube.
John: I enjoy the music of Paramore

Joan: Kill yourself.

John: We'll have to agree to disagree.
by Mickulty September 27, 2013
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