A crass pickup line, typically directed at girls with the name Bridget (for the "Bridge" effect), but can apply to any girl (or guy if that's your bag). Means "I'd like to spread your buttcheeks apart and stick my male sex organ in your anus."
Man: What's your name, cutie?
Woman: Bridget.
Man: Oh yeah? I'd like to bridge your buns right open.
*Man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch*
Meaghan's a waffle crapper, I'd bridge her buns right open.
Woman: Bridget.
Man: Oh yeah? I'd like to bridge your buns right open.
*Man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch*
Meaghan's a waffle crapper, I'd bridge her buns right open.
by Primo Jonez September 2, 2007
Get the I'd like to bridge your buns right openmug. by anonymous November 10, 2021
Get the dislocated pinky on your right armmug. Hym "And then you pretend is WASN'T the you refusing to acknowledge my rights... Probably cry like a bitch in private or in public... And then everyone else has to play along and live in delusion it you OR ELSE they ALSO don't get rights... But that isn't going to be the TRUE DICHOTOMY because you are doing this arbitrarily... And when your kids get murdered over it you pretend it isn't happening... So 'Yes we can take your rights away' is the language of someone who wants their kids to get murdered... Do... Do you want me to do it today? Should I go for a walk?"
by Hym Iam August 20, 2024
Get the Yes we can take your rights awaymug. When your pissed off a group of scared hopeless people. They are clearly weak compared to you so must establish your dominece at that very moment. The most effective way ever known is the " Your god's right here "
by Eldiablo_6666 January 9, 2019
Get the Your God's right heremug. by pseudonym October 2, 2004
Get the your rightmug. WhIcH nEgAtEs EvErYtHiNg YoU sAiD bEcAuSe...
by Hym Iam July 7, 2025
Get the Your left, my rightmug.