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You don't have to get me anything

What would you like for your birthday?
You don't have to get me anything.
by Savior101 October 22, 2009
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Youron

A YOURON is a native English-speaking moron who types the word "your" in work emails when “you are” or “you’re” should have been used. It’s the business equivalent of not lifting the toilet lid before using it.
A youron would type this: The director wants to see the quarterly earnings. I told her your still working on the report.
by Lutra_Lou August 11, 2019
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you don't know me!

Jerry: Let's bring out the fat and ugly sluts!

*JERRY,JERRY, JERRY!*

Sluts come out screaming, "You don't know me! You don't know me!" while audience is booing with disgust.
by Carlito October 6, 2004
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A counter expression of idiocracy and poor grammar by a husband; intended to invoke a type of delusional authority and protection of a probable fat and ugly wife. This phrase is the primary piece of evidence which establishes that someone is:

1)male
2)white
3)weak

4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal
Person 1: "And I told him, 'You don't talk to ma wife like dat.'"

Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."
by Chowderhead34 July 28, 2011
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you don't say!!

literally speaking it is just another way of saying a very commonly and aptly used phrase "NO SHIT". it is when stating the blatant obvious and saying it as if it was just thought of on the spot. It is used to show distaste in a rather sarcastic and underhanded way and if said properly can be funny to no ends.

a master of this would be Christoffer!!
person 1- sir i dont think the bomb exploded
Person 2- what gave that away, the lack of noise? or the lack of mushroom? or the lack of the afterwave?
person3- it was the no mushroom for me.
person4- you don't say!!!

at an airport gate waiting to be let into the flight
Person 1- so dude we are going on gate number 15 rite?
person 2- oh yeah so lets join the queue for gate 15.
after reaching the near end of the line
person 3- i think we have reached our gate
person 1 and 2- You don't say!!
by ronnie1234 November 6, 2010
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youdontneedtoknow

A pikachu haired girl, 12-13 years old and Stan’s bts. May kill you if you steal jimin away from her. Called you don’t need to know because no one cares about her name.
Hey, who’s youdontneedtoknow 311?
Oh, that’s just sharon.
by stsrawberrytints July 23, 2019
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You don’t know nothing bout this

A phrase used by older people when a younger person shows admiration for something from said old persons era. Commonly used in jest
Grandson: *puts on ray Charles*
Grandmother: oh baby You don’t know nothing bout this!
by Therealrealrealll September 29, 2018
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