Shred on the yoinky

1) To masturbate aggressively
2)Playing difficult music on an instrument

"Yo did you shred on the yoinky last night"

by Yoinkyshredder69 January 6, 2021

Shred on the Yoinky

Refers to the action of either playing difficult music, typically on a string instrument, or to masturbate.

"Guess what I did last night?"
"Drugs?"
"No, I was had shred on the Yoinky for hours."

by ImpossiblePath January 6, 2021

I do what I yoinky

To do something for no particular reason

or
To do something simply as you see fit

"Craig, why did you quit your job last night?" "I do what I yoinky Linda."

by Gaziwa May 23, 2021

The Yoinky Sploinky

When you move your balls in and out of a fan

News reporter: A man is found dead after committing the yoinky sploinky this night in New Jersey

by paco susman jr May 5, 2023

sprengdankulous yoinky sploinky

when you sprengdankulously hit that yoinky sploinky so hard you springdangledoink

bro when i sprengdankulously hit that yoinky sploinky i completely and utterly spingdangledoinked so hard

"sprengdankulous yoinky sploinky"

by spegson November 4, 2023

The yoinky sploinky

The yoinky sploinky is commonly a phrase referring to when someone is getting absolutely fucking jiggy with it, most commonly cowboy style. Anyone who does a dance this way is godlike.

“Yo dude, look at that guy hit the yoinky sploinky.”

“Holy crap your right! That’s epic man.”

by Kiddie swindler June 18, 2025

Bonkered of the yoinky

Severely affected by alcohol or other substances

Are you all bonkered of the yoinky or something? GET TO IT!

by TheDigster February 21, 2025