Yared

Someone who enjoys tickling bootyholes with their beard, as well as chewing on toe nails

“Bro I can’t believe he pulled off a Yared with that professor the other day for a grade in English”

by Cruno April 27, 2020

Yarred

Abouslte lad with aa huge you know... dont mess

oi look yarred is their what a lad... go on son

by UHAVEBEENMUGGEDBYBATMAN September 20, 2018

Yarned

To be intoxicated on Colt 45. The phrase comes from the drink tasting like yarn when intoxicated.

Dude, I'm so fucking yarned right now.

I was so yarned when I wrote the definition for yarned on urban dict.

by Rolling tank of Jelly. March 14, 2009

Yarpendeed

A fart that is not silent, and is only heard by people right next to you.

"I just pulled off a Yarpendeed in front of James, but the girls next to him didn't noticd

by Sylertin November 22, 2015

Yapped

To make your mates go for 'one drink' with the secret and devious intention of having many more and becoming loosely drunk before hitting the town.

Charlie: "does anyone want to go to the pub on this lovely Tuesday night?"
Frank: "yeah, but I know you are trying to get me yapped and then I'll end up frazzed"

by Fraz June 5, 2016

Yarted

Beyond Mart and Noodle. Insanely crazy and makes no sense. AVOID PEOPLE WHO ARE YARTED!!!

I have a friend who’s so yarted!!!

OH NO PLEASE DONT INTRODUCE ME!!!

by cappybara222 May 14, 2018

Yarned

Really fucked up

Man, i was frickin yarned last night!

by DingDong703 December 26, 2018