TEAM: A popular & successful American Major League Baseball franchise based in New York City.
HISTORY: Won 1/4 of World Series Championships in the 20th century.
CURRENT: In the 21st century, they seem utterly unable to muster together anything competitive in the post-season, despite a dream-team lineup with a salary doubling & tripling the loser teams that beat them.
FANS: The goddamnedest bunch of ugly, smelly, ignorant, knuckle-dragging, wife-beating, booger-eating, sewer-dwelling, all-around general bastards. They incessantly mutter random numbers like 1918 and 26. Responding w/ the number 2004 usually shuts them up. If not, find a nearby stick. You can either beat them with it or throw it and they'll go chase it.
HISTORY: Won 1/4 of World Series Championships in the 20th century.
CURRENT: In the 21st century, they seem utterly unable to muster together anything competitive in the post-season, despite a dream-team lineup with a salary doubling & tripling the loser teams that beat them.
FANS: The goddamnedest bunch of ugly, smelly, ignorant, knuckle-dragging, wife-beating, booger-eating, sewer-dwelling, all-around general bastards. They incessantly mutter random numbers like 1918 and 26. Responding w/ the number 2004 usually shuts them up. If not, find a nearby stick. You can either beat them with it or throw it and they'll go chase it.
Dude 1: "Dude, like, the Yankees haven't won a World Series in like, 20 years or something. And the Red Sox have won it like, the last 5 times or something."
Dude 2: "Yeah."
Dude 2: "Yeah."
by George Steinbrenner 2007 November 09, 2007
The GREATEST BASEBALL TEAM OF ALL TIME!!!!! I think it is funny how people say the Yankees suck, all I have to say is 26 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS and counting. And for the people that say they are just overpaid (mostly red sox fans) take a look at your teams payrole.
by Brandon C Alf May 10, 2007
face it, the red sox fans have something to look forward to every year, each game the fans are on the edge of their seats. now a yankees fan is a boring person who is a fan just for the sake of being a fan. They don't care about the fucking team they are the people who want to be fair and root for the team who is compltely made up of homosexuals (not that there's anything from with that) but honestly let's just narrow it down to the most important facts...look at jeter and then look at johnny damon, LOOK AT THAT HEAD OF HAIR, yeah that's what i thought shut up
by red sox baby October 16, 2004
You know, I love how when the Yankees are doing well, they all say "HAHA, WE PWNZ TEH RED SUX!!!!!!!" and then when the Red Sox get one up on them, their whole view changes. Suddenly they say "Uhhhhhhhhhh....26!" Sure, some Sox fans take it way too far by saying the 2004 ALCS is the greatest comeback in sports history. I mean, it's been done twice in hockey. Also, the Yankees overcame a 14 game deficit starting in July. That's all I give the Yankees for being good though. The Yankees have bought a lot of players, like or not. Pay roll got up over 220 million dollars and they still couldn't win. Well gee, what happens when you put a bunch of superstars on a team? They all want to be the best and not work together. Does everyone forget the fact that the Yankees were horrible a decade ago? Why does this slip everyone's mind I wonder. Remember, when the Jays are good, the Yankees suck hard. So Yankee fans, stop dissing all Sox fans. Yankee fans and Sox fans are very much alike. They both hate each other, they make ignorant remarks, and it goes on.
by Not a dumbass Sox Fan June 22, 2007
obviously the best team in all of sports. sure, there are a lot of people here who dont like the yankees, but they have to be famous because so many people know them and spend time making fun of them. who would take this much time insulting the red sox?
by fijdoifj June 19, 2005
Lets set somthing straing the yankees did choke and they did loose the ALCS and all that shit. But face it the yankees and George kick the mother fucking shit out of the sox every fucking year.
Sox Fan: YEAR 2000 bitch
Yankees fan: STF ^ you r from boston u talk funn and im black
Sox fan:Choke
Yankees FAN: ok thats 3 for you and 26 for us stf^ FUCK FACE
Sox Fan: YEAR 2000 bitch
Yankees fan: STF ^ you r from boston u talk funn and im black
Sox fan:Choke
Yankees FAN: ok thats 3 for you and 26 for us stf^ FUCK FACE
by Fuck the Fucking Red Sox April 18, 2005
a team that will always be in a first, and will always beat the red sox. people will say they buy their championships, but isnt that part of baseball....making good trade to better help your team? hmm... cuz i thought so! The red sox..and their fans, are just jelous that they cant beat the yankees. The only way they can beat NY...is play the METS!!
What place are the yankees in?
why do u even ask... their always in first
"it is october....and the yankees are still beating boston by 8"
why do u even ask... their always in first
"it is october....and the yankees are still beating boston by 8"
by Lisa July 25, 2004