you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017

yanking your balls

A saying when someone is joking with you

2 a girl is sucking on a guys balls

Dude I'm just yanking your balls

2 you yanked my balls so good last night

by ohkillem November 9, 2014

yankin deez

THE best pker in runescape he will own you until u cry for ur mother

OMFG yankin deez pwned me and pked my partyhat im going to report him to jagex for owning me

by yankin deez November 8, 2007

yankification

1: the copying of something by americans and claiming it as their own
2: the misspelling or misspronunciation of a word by Americans and claiming it correct

1: The American sitcom 'Three's Company' is the Yankification of the British comedy 'Man About The House'
2: color instead of colour, pronouncing aluminium 'aloominum' or lieutenant 'lootenant' not 'leftenent'

by iamtrimble March 2, 2008

yankin' and bankin'

Male masturbation on the go.

I was late for work so while I was driving down the highway, I was yankin' and bankin'.

by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn April 4, 2010

Yanking the monkey

A funny way to say masturbation

-I’m going back to my room
+Ok, just stop yanking the monkey
-You are not funny bro

by J.H Garza June 21, 2018

yankie blankie

Yankie Blankie refers to the dexterous process of masturbation done under any type of fabric layer (such as a blanket) in which it is preformed by either yourself or someone else.

I was flying home from a boating trip at sea when the person I was holding hands with slowly put my hand on his junk that was stealthily hidden underneath a blanket where I then proceeded to give him a yankie blankie

by delfatedoctopus September 17, 2020