xanderisms

Sayings made by an affluent Hispanic that typically exhibit a skewed sense of reality

-What's one of your favorite xanderisms?
-"$1000? You know how I hate chump change."
-Cool. Mine's "Manual Labor? Who's Manuel?"

by yerawizardharri November 24, 2010

xander tufts

an Asian that is smart of course. goes to a crappy school and wishes he was like his peers

xander tufts he so asian

by unkown696969 September 20, 2022

xpander

1) A synthesizer made by Oberheim
2) One the best trance songs ever

Did you know that Sasha's "Xpander" was named after the Oberheim xpander?

by Chase February 28, 2005

Xanderize

Xanderize- derived from the great and awesome super hero of legend, Xander, that can solve all problems through his uber cute looks and lammiedoodle offerings.

1.to create peace in a time of turmoil with the use of either love or lammiedoodles.

2. to calm a person down who is uptight or mean usually through the offering of licks on the face, lammiedoodles, or other soothing methods.

Feel the power of Xander and be xanderized.

by BatGirl October 17, 2006

xander crews

Killface's nemesis in the Adult Swim cartoon Frisky Dingo.

Also Awesome X and Barnabee Jones' alter ego

Xander Crews: My penis fills an entire tall boy!

by All that is May 19, 2007

Xander

Short for Alexander, Xander is a name that comes from the latin word megacockis. A Xander's penis ranges from 7 inches to 9 inches long. Most people don't know that a Xander is secretly a wizard.

"Have you seen that guys penis?"

"No, why?"

"He must be a Xander, its at least 7.5 inches long!"

by CircleJerk1224 May 11, 2013

Xzandria

A beautiful girl who is unique and very talented.

That girl is very Xzandria.

by Ruberi May 30, 2016