Canadian xylophone

A sexual act in which a woman gets on her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.

Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.

by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016

Juicy xylophone

The action of shitting into your dad’s mouth and he then proceeds to swallow it and throw it up back into your ass hole

Friend one: “Do you know where the juicy xylophone is?”
Friend two: “No”
Friend one: reads Urban Dictionary definition*
Friend two: “Oh, thanks”

by Hdtjfsthcsgczf December 9, 2019

Backward xylophone

An insult to a dead gay person

Person 1: Chris died
Person 2: Wasn't he gay
Person 1: Yeah he's a backward xylophone now

by bruhsoupandyo December 3, 2022

Xylophone

Xylophone ("xai-lo-phone") is a slur used against all members of the lgbtq+ community. This is one of the most commonly used slurs against homosexual poeple.

Jeremy is so gay, hes a xylophone!

by gabygabgabgaby July 24, 2022

xylophone

When you slap your dick on your partner’s ribcage mimicking a xylophone instrument

Why do I have to put an example every time? If you wanna see what it is just wake up at 3AM and go to your moms room and watch me xylophone her

by LaddyDaddy January 8, 2022

Xylophone Streams

A streamer who is relatively unknown but still very funny.

"Have you heard of Xylophone Streams?" -Person 1
"no I havent." -Person 2
"You should totally watch them! They make my day!" -Person 1

by Pancake owo March 15, 2022

Sticky Xylophone

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on a (non gender specific)'s toes and proceds to use his penis as a mallet to play their toes as a sticky xylophone.

The wait staff at Chilli's was very displeased when I played the sticky xylophone on the Mrs at the bar.

Created in a musty basement located in menasha Wisconsin

by Sloppy tip September 19, 2024