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dale winton

Nineties UK TV show presenter, made a comeback with hosting the National Lottery show, In It To Win It.
All round great guy.

Supermarket Sweep Legend.
Famous for his orange fake tan, camp personality and ability to make any game show contestant feel special.

If you don't know him you would want to know him simply to go for a drink with him.
"Are you coming out on Saturday night?"
"No way I'm staying in to watch Dale Winton on TV"
"He is incredible, can I join you?"
"Of course, we will have a DALE of a time..."
by Tashberry August 22, 2011
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wonton wonder

the term wonton wonder is used to describe a spectacular metrosexual beast of chinese descent. whilst his homosexual tendencies are famous world-over, the jolly chinaman is still revered by his peers due to his exceptional knowledge and understanding of the scientific world. whilst the term can be used in a derogatory fashion i.e. 'fuck you wonton wonder you dirty chinaman, it is more commonly used to praise the elegant creature after a well received joke or witticism. whilst the wonton wonder may be a well-liked member of the group, his over zealous metrosexual tendencies may cause him to be on the receiving end of homophobic remarks
e.g. #1 (derogatory manner)
wonton wonder: hey guys wanna go buy some clothes and compare penises?

unfortunate acquaintance: dude, fuck.... wonton u metro

e.g. #2 (complementing)
wonton wonder: confucious say man who sit on toilet high on pot
acquaintance: HAHAHAHAH wonton u lej
by playa from the himalaya June 11, 2009
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wanton

Wanton means unrestrained or lascivious, not malicious.

The phrase "wanton gore" means "unrestrained, excessive gore," not "malicious gore."
by captainredjava October 13, 2003
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chinese wonton dip

When a man puts his scrotum into a woman's vagina and fucks her repetitively with it. He then proceeds to dip his scrotum into her mouth, otherwise known as "tea-bagging"
John wasn't satisfied enough with regular fucking, so he gave her the ol' chinese wonton dip
by the fuckin shit January 15, 2010
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Dirty Wonton

When a gay guy shoves his balls and ball sack in another gay mans ass, a dirty wonton is what his sack looks like after he pulls them out.
Ex. If that fag keeps hitting on my boyfriend, I am gonna go smack his face with my dirty wonton.
by junglejoe111 April 17, 2010
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Wynston Davis

A notorious femboy loving femboy who can't pull any girls and was blocked by Dylan Hostard. He has a tiny dick.
By gosh young sir you are such a Wynston Davis
I deeply apologize for my brutish antics, but how dare you call me such names.
by Mrs_amane November 13, 2021
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Wanton Wellies

The flashy, striped, paisley, polka dot, animal print rubber boots, worn by fashion conscious women everywhere!
No freaking green or yellow wellies for me, only Wanton Wellies will do.
by Lauri127 December 3, 2005
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