WWKD

Phrase or personal inquiry intended to guide the individual who invokes it down a path of longevity, prosperity, personal courage, self-respect, epic leadership, hedonism and winning. When faced with a dilemma simply ask yourself, “What would Kirk do?” He would lead from the front. He will win at any cost. He will boldly go where no man has gone before. Seek out new worlds and civilizations and shag a new alien race every other week.

Dilemma: There's a new exchange student at school. WWKD?
Answer: He'd shag her, and make sure he did it in such a way that she wanted more.

Dilemma: There's a dangerous trip to an unexplored region. WWKD?
Answer: He'd lead the group going in and bring along his best friends.

by Wildango May 7, 2011

wwhd

similar to wwjd, except it is used to remind oneself of the most selfish possible course of action when faced with a moral delimma.

Hmmmm, should I stay late and finish all my work or should I go home early and leave it all for someone else to do?

WWHD? I'm outta here!! (see yabba)

by fred funk April 11, 2005

WWHD

In times of need there is only one question any self respecting man need ask himself: What would HOBBERS do?

Hobbers is a Guru of all things marketing.

Charles Day takes ages to do a Timing Plan - WWHD?

by Michael Bentley June 27, 2007

WWKD?

A spin off from WWJD....What Would Jesus Do...is this Trekie acronym...What Would Kirk Do? in honor of Capt. James T. Kirk.

The good lookin' green babe is coming on to me...WWKD?(What Would Kirk Do?)

by GSW2639 October 24, 2009

WWKKD

What Would Kofi Kingston Do?

whenever i hear collie budz, i ask myself, WWKKD? So I Thunderclap

by YMVulture February 4, 2010

WWHD

What would Hans do?

Fail of course.

It stands for What Would Hans Do(WWHD). The Fail just explains what he would do.

by Martin Cama December 1, 2010

WWJKD

What Would Jerry's Kids Do?

Tito: Man, I can't make a decision... Should I go to the spring formal and hook up with Stephanie, or just pay $50 for a lapdance at the "Pump n' Munch"? I wonder, WWJKD?

Mike: Yo dude, they'd drool a little, roll up on Stephanie, tap that, and then head for seconds at the Pump n' Munch with $100 they took from dat ho's wallet!

by Dougmen May 21, 2009