Wumps

Uh oh, or boo hoo moment

“Hey you can’t shit on the Ricky piss couch”
“Wumps!”

by Suggy45 September 13, 2023

Wump

N. A house cat.

V. Someone or something that behaves like a house cat.

See also wumpy, or wumpus, or wumpette

Look at that wump. He's so wumpy

by dudemcdudebrobrobro November 6, 2018

wump wump

When you wank inside your pants and don't wash your penis, you penis starts smelling real bad. That smell, is called the wump wump smell.

Man. I couldn't get that wump wumpoff Me dick for 3 days.

by Ary130904 March 29, 2018

Wump

Someone with the hottest breath imaginable. Also, they’re like sloth from the goonies, but gay.

A: “that faggot just touched me bro”
B:”oh shit bro, he’s such a wump, bro”

by FuckingFuck2 May 19, 2019

tubby-wump-um

A person so fat they look like a honey baked ham.

Alyssa: What am I?

Paul: Honey you're a tubby-wump-um. But do not worry, so am I.

by Fokencio_Yokahu June 3, 2018

Wump

A Wump is a combination of Wonk and Lump.

Sydney: Damn Rick those cookies are all wump.

by Wumplord August 1, 2017

Wump

Psychic violation

I brought a Wump to the business meeting to read the room.

by nARkwS& July 23, 2022