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bulgarian gangbang 

The act of laying on a trampoline with a strong Bulgarian man on either side of you and a third Bulgarian brute on a 15 foot ladder, jumping off said ladder and bouncing on the trampoline he will send you flying into the air and landing perfectly on top of his erect penis while the two men who were laying next to you will land at your sides within perfect grabbing distance of both your hands. The end result is ecstasy in your insides and for both of your hands.

*add a fourth Bulgarian for extra fun
Noun: Remember that one time Tim got a Bulgarian Gangbang?
Verb: Man, it's been a while since I've Bulgarian Gangbanged someone.
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Bulgarian Milk Mustache

The process of delicately pulling apart your partners anus forming a bowl, once the Anus is appropriately stretched to satisfaction fill the anal bowl with 2% milk and desired cereal. After your meal is prepared vigorously perform oral sex on your parters anus while having a nutritional breakfast. After you bowl is empty kiss your partner on the mouth giving them the classic Bulgarian Milk Mustache
Partner 1: good morning sweetheart all the dishes are dirty and I’m gunna be late for work would you mind me giving you a Bulgarian milk mustache

Partner 2: sure

Bulgarian Split Squats 

What caused you to want to look up Bulgarian Split Squat, what realisticly would make a man look up the word Bulgarian Split Squat on urbandictionary, you know that this site isn't going to tell you what it is too, you know damn well what a Bulgarian Split Squat is but you look it up, why not something like... assisted pistol squats, or hammer curls? the fuck man.
My friend was Hammered one night and I went through his phone and found him searching up Bulgarian Split Squats on urban dictionary, the fucker is in a wheel chair

bulgarian gasmask

Ashley got pinkeye from Joe's stinkeye. He gave her a bulgarian gasmask.
bulgarian gasmask by Dangerville February 17, 2010

Bulgarian Maneuver

intransitive verb

1. An auto racing term: When a driver purposefully goes off corse in an effort to violently fling debris at approaching competitors.

2. Underhanded driving technique.
He pulled a Bulgarian Maneuver in turn three.

welfarian 

Basically a person on welfare, a quick slang to use rather than say "susan is on welfare" you can say "susan is a welfarian". Little more spicey and hot.
"That pauper is a welfarian".
welfarian by JR Hollywood December 3, 2005

Bulgarian Crumpet

when a guy ejaculates over a crumpet/Pickett or teacake of similar statues. leaving just enough juices to ooze though it, His Partner must eat the cake in order to please his needs.
Sarah was feeling frisky at breakfast so she asked John to give her a Bulgarian Crumpet