wrinkled starfish

Females anus after anal sex, similar to pink sock. This suggests anus sagging with flaps of skin or perhaps hemoroids.

Dude: Did you get her ass?
Homie: I did it so hard I left her with a wrinkled starfish!

by Truckpipe August 21, 2008

nut wrinkle

the space between two little flaps of skin on the ball sack that incubates smelly,dirty sweat and leftover cunt drippings for the next person to lick

that britney is about as clean as a nut wrinkle

by rjrumples January 11, 2009

wrinkle rub

One who rubs his flesh thermometer to ensure it's wrinkle free and ready for action.

Scotty did the wrinkle rub to Adam before he got his temp taken.

by The slap daddy! November 26, 2007

Fruit wrinkle

Elderly homosexual male

A South Beach early bird special is full of fruit wrinkles

by Popo Peepaw March 10, 2017

Wrinkle Wrangler

A variation of the phrase Chubby Chaser, aka a person who is sexually attracted to overweight people. A Wrinkle Wrangler however is a person who is sexually attracted to the elderly.

Guy1: Look at that ass!!!! Guy2: Dude, she's like 70!!! Guy1:..Rawr. *Guy2 leaving*: Fucking creepy ass Wrinkle Wrangler...

by Xero _ Manifest May 19, 2011

Cunt Wrinkle

A person who has such a shitty/ugly personality/attitude that it can only be compared to an old dusty dried up wrinkle on a fish smelling pussy.

Look at that cunt wrinkle yelling at that woman in the middle of the parking lot.

by CWhater January 27, 2010

Penis wrinkles

Wrinkles on the penis where it look VERy delightful.:

"What big penis wrinkles you have!"

- Rainbow Randy

by Metro McKenna February 24, 2009