Wrangle the dangle

The act of, or process of you, or another person aggressively masturbating

"Hey bitch, wanna wrangle the dangle?"
"Sure I'd love to wrangle your dangle!"

by Jack Mi'Hoff November 21, 2011

Pussy Wrangler

Pronunciation: pʊsi/ræŋɡlə(r)

Is a term applied to a Female Celebrity's Wardrobe Assistant whose primary purpose

is to ensure that their employer's vagina is not exposed in Public.

Originally the term Pussy-Wrangler was a nineteenth Century term used to describe a Cat Corral-er

or a Cat Whisperer or someone usually involved with catching or taming of free range Felines.

Usage 1: "Miley's Camel Toe was eating so much of her shorts that I had to super-glue

her Panty's elastic seam to her inner thigh so nobody would get a peek at her vulva!
But hey a Pussy Wrangler's job is never done."

Usage 2: "Damn if it wasn't for that Pussy Wrangler we would've seen Pink's Pink!"

by Dr.Cyclopz October 20, 2018

Lolcow Wrangler

Someone who makes money taking advantage of lolcows.

My friend Krystal is a lolcow wrangler. She plays videos of lolcows on YT and then links her cash app.

by romhack64 January 23, 2023

The Pice is Wrong, Bitch

The game show that airs on CBS weekday mornings at 11 AM Eastern/10 AM Pacific. The host is Dickard Rawson, better known as Drew Carey. It replaced The Price is Right, which was hosted by Bob Barker. A contestant guesses the wrong pice on every episode, BITCH!

I can't stand Dickard and his circus antics on The Pice is Wrong, Bitch! I wish they'd bring back the real Price is Right.

by Sir Veisaid December 18, 2019

hitler did nothing wrong

Hitler did nothing wrong, he just saved germany at all cost.
also Hitler loved Pandas, Who doesn't love Pandas?!

i just think hitler did nothing wrong.
ikr pandas are cool

by PandaIsCool July 22, 2016

JK Wrangler

The most worthy successor to the Jeep Wrangler TJ (1997-2006 may she R.I.P.). The Jeep Wrangler JK (2007+) is, to put it simply: a trail BEAST! The top of the line (JK Rubicon) has dual Dana 44 axles, a front sway bar disconnect, factory axle lockers, and BFGoodrich Mud Terrain tires. Many will argue, some will disagree...but ALL must recognize the skill of this vehicle. Oh yeah, and by the way...this thing straight owns the Toyota FJ Cruiser, Nissan Xterra, Ford Explorer, and Land Rover LR2. You want to get your wheel on? Do it in a JK. Tu sabes?

"I was thinkin' about buying a Nissan Xterra to go wheelin' with my boys, but then I realized that they would call me a poser and throw sand in my eyes, so I threw down on a JK Wrangler instead.

by Russ D October 23, 2007

titty wrangling

When a flirty female (more often than not a ‘mudshark’) mocks your manhood with her breasts in a tarty fashion but despite your advances won’t bring them out of their shoulder holders, at which point you assist her in freeing them from their wire bra stables.

This chick has been giving me the run around for months now and she still teases me like this. It's about time to do a little titty wrangling!!

by Sayf-Guey Mayne June 20, 2011