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Sounds like a porno I watched 

Similar to "That's what she said" and "Sounds like my first time".
Person: "It was so hot the other day."

Person 2: "Sounds like a porno I watched."

wretched 

adj. can be both bad or good, depending on the context
bad: Boys are really wretched.

good: The C-RADS are wretched beings.
wretched by C-RADS February 18, 2004

Wretched 

When someone starts aging and losing their hair but won't admit it
Did you see Lachy today, he has so many wrinkles and a bald spot but he wont admit it. He is becoming wretched.
Wretched by AUCheezy April 13, 2015

Karen that watched too much lesbian age gap porn 

If ur a 15 year old girl be prepared. If she can’t have u she’ll jerk off to ur Pinterest. She’ll find her way in no matter how rapisty
Karen that watched too much lesbian age gap porn secretly wants to f every 15 year old girl she sees & is willing to use rapist quality force to grant access for perving / stalking hour

watched out

Completely bored from watching too much television and video
I'm 'watched out'; I don't watch T.V or video any more!
watched out by NICO 7 August 31, 2007

Wretched Harmonies 

An up-and-coming Wizard Rock band comprised of four girls from Wisconsin. They are Harry Potter nerdfighters and are beyond made of awesome.
Oh my god, did you hear the new Wretched Harmonies song about Sirius? It's awesome.