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would Jesus microwave a burrito?

slang. Phrase is often used to confuse and torment children.

Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"

Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"

Origin: Bored people with no life
And what are we going to do about all of these wrong number dialers?
by John Gibby January 7, 2005
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Would you like a glass of WATTAA

Simple game in which one person will say Would you like a glass of....When saying WATTTAAA the person will make it sound like a bruce lee soundFX and hit the other person in the chest.
"Hey dude would you like a glass of WATTAA"
SMACK
"Ow dude...Ow"
by Mat Lee May 5, 2007
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wish a mother would

Hoping someone pisses you off so u can hit they ass
Wish a mother would make fun my red skinny leg jeans
by joeypuffsalotadope September 17, 2018
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would not survive a vibe check rn

a phrase indicating that you are not in a good mood or are feeling sad
person 1: "you good bro"

person 2: "not really, tbh i would not survive a vibe check rn"

person 1:"damn dude wanna hang out and see if that cheers you up"
by CallMeLeBonBon November 13, 2019
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Wish a gamer would

The more family friendly version of "Wish a nigga would", which usually means the speaker wants the person to do something to annoy them, then face the consequences.

Synonyms include "Fuck around and find out" and "Bite me"
Person 1: "Dude, that other guy has been talking shit about you and how he could fuck you up in a 1v1 last night."

Person 2: "Probably just a fluke. Wish a gamer would."
by BTS4ever December 17, 2020
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Would you like a poppadom?

A common phrase used by white waiters in an Indian restaurant that is spoken in an Indian accent for a bit of authenticity.
Would you like a poppadom? He said.
by Famsham February 15, 2018
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Would you like a game?

Used to inquire about whether one would agree to accept a duel via Xbox. Usually Madden 04' or NBA 2K4. Coined by Dawood Dagna (Babson 05'). Not to be confused with kick ass rapper THE GAME.
FacetedIntellect: Would you like a game?TDanza924: Fuck off, I am going to bed. There will be no game.
by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 27, 2005
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