Slang for a Lignadoratist, someone who worships the knots on trees as their Gods. They practice their religion, titled "Lignadoratism", by surrounding themselves in tree heavy areas and holding on to as many knots on the trunks of said trees at once, while pouring all their feelings and worries into the trees. They believe that by doing this, the trees will relieve them and lead them to a less stressful lifestyle.
Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.
Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.
Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.
Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.
by treehornworshipper December 26, 2011
A taliban turd worshipper is your general run of the mill islamic taliban dog feces eating terrorist who frequents the mountains between Pakistan and Afghanistan. These feral dogs are even further down the evolutionary ladder then mosquitos.
The Canadian sniper punched a perfect hole straight through the taliban turd worshippers throat with his .50 calibre rifle laughing with glee as the taliban turd worshipper chokes on his own blood.
by Islams Defeat June 01, 2007
"He turned as red as a deviled tomato worshipper"
"He became a deviled tomato worshipper after they kissed him!"
"He became a deviled tomato worshipper after they kissed him!"
by PROMISEDFORTUNE April 24, 2023
Irish slang. Somebody who worships the fagan. Refers to a homosexual. Phrase generally used as a lighthearted dismissal of someones masculinity.
by RobertNestaMarley Snidgemeister Extraodinaire July 26, 2007
Someone who loves and respects nature, even to the point of fanatacism. Often are involved in nature based religions, such as Wicca.
by Megz n Denzer July 09, 2004
Easter Worshippers (pl.): Christians
In modern Australian parlance, things are named by their purpose, function, or other defining characteristic. For example, a toilet is commonly referred to as a shitbox. In this fashion, a Christian is referred to as an Easter Worshipper.
In modern Australian parlance, things are named by their purpose, function, or other defining characteristic. For example, a toilet is commonly referred to as a shitbox. In this fashion, a Christian is referred to as an Easter Worshipper.
The attacks on tourists and Easter worshippers in Sri Lanka are an attack on humanity. On a day devoted to love, redemption, and renewal, we pray for the victims and stand with the people of Sri Lanka.
On this holy weekend for many faiths, we must stand united against hatred and violence. I'm praying for everyone affected by today's horrific attacks on Easter worshippers and travelers in Sri Lanka.
On this holy weekend for many faiths, we must stand united against hatred and violence. I'm praying for everyone affected by today's horrific attacks on Easter worshippers and travelers in Sri Lanka.
by idiotnumber25 April 22, 2019
A politically correct term used to describe Christians who've been massacred at Easter. Not to be confused with Christmas worshipper - a similar term used at Christmas. Please notice that terms like these are only necessary when describing Christians. If you need to describe massacred Muslims it's important to make sure that it's explicitly stated that it's Muslims. This way you'll emphasize that Muslims are peaceful and can be victims too.
My heart breaks for the global Easter worshipper community.
We must continue to fight Easter worshipper-phobia.
We must continue to fight Easter worshipper-phobia.
by cokeduckles April 23, 2019