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Tree Horn Worshipper

Slang for a Lignadoratist, someone who worships the knots on trees as their Gods. They practice their religion, titled "Lignadoratism", by surrounding themselves in tree heavy areas and holding on to as many knots on the trunks of said trees at once, while pouring all their feelings and worries into the trees. They believe that by doing this, the trees will relieve them and lead them to a less stressful lifestyle.

Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.

Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.
Dude, don't hang out with her, I've heard she's a total tree horn worshipper.
by treehornworshipper December 28, 2011
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taliban turd worshipper

A taliban turd worshipper is your general run of the mill islamic taliban dog feces eating terrorist who frequents the mountains between Pakistan and Afghanistan. These feral dogs are even further down the evolutionary ladder then mosquitos.
The Canadian sniper punched a perfect hole straight through the taliban turd worshippers throat with his .50 calibre rifle laughing with glee as the taliban turd worshipper chokes on his own blood.
by Islams Defeat December 29, 2008
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Deviled Tomato Worshipper

A phrase used when talking about blushing/turning red.

(There is no deviled tomato god to clarify)
"He turned as red as a deviled tomato worshipper"

"He became a deviled tomato worshipper after they kissed him!"
by PROMISEDFORTUNE April 24, 2023
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fagan worshipper

Irish slang. Somebody who worships the fagan. Refers to a homosexual. Phrase generally used as a lighthearted dismissal of someones masculinity.
You bought a valance? You're only a fagan worshipper.
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tree hugging dirt worshipper

Someone who loves and respects nature, even to the point of fanatacism. Often are involved in nature based religions, such as Wicca.
Meghan and Nick Forsberg are tree hugging dirt worshippers.
by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004
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Kermit Worshipper

A person that has devoted his or her life to praying to the only one and true god Kermit the frog.
One key figure of a true Kermit worshipper is knocking on a strangers door and gives out a pamphlet (usually in a Kermit voice but not always)
*Knock Knock*
Stranger: Hello?
Kermit Worshipper: H-hello missster do you have a moment to talk about the one true god Kermit the frog?
*Stranger Slams the door*
by Higginsworth May 19, 2018
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Rainbow Worshipper

A rainbow worshipper is a person who worships the rainbow flag ,the pride flag. This person is part of the LGBTQ community. This person can be anyone. This isn’t necessarily an insult and shouldn’t be used as an insult unless used jokeingly.
Person A : You rainbow worshipper ! 🏳️ 🌈
Person B : Yeah I am 🤣
by CakeForDayZ March 4, 2019
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