Wonser

(Wahn-zer)
1.(v) a smooth romantic retort that sweeps a girl off her feet or takes her by complete suprise; also see suave
2.(n.) a ladies man, gentleman, yet always constantly flirting
3.(adj.) used to describe someone who recieves an unexplained 'A' on an exam or test without any prior knowledge of the tested subject

ex1. "Why are you staring at me like that?" "Staring? I was just lost in your beautiful eyes..."
ex2. Imagine the Fonz from the 1980's sitcom 'Happy days' but to the tenth power.
ex3. Look there's wonser Jim, he made an A on Mr. Berkeley's exam

by Kingwoodite April 19, 2006

wooler

A marijuana joint.

Most notably used in lyrics by the Beastie Boys and NWA.

I rolled me a wooler as I decided whether to crack open the Brass Monkey or the eight ball.

by Andrew S April 8, 2004

Whose world is this?

The world is yours!

It's mine, it's mine, it's mine!

by Olu Dara June 18, 2004

tiger wooded

To be abused by a female companion for cheating

Me: why yu got black eye
Don P: got tiger wooded by my missus when she saw the text message from the air hostess...damn it hurts!

by z-murda December 8, 2009

Wooser

Awesome Loser! An endearment for loved ones exhibiting silly behaviour.

(someone you love does something amusingly silly)

You: Aaw honey, you're such a wooser!

by Elgondor June 11, 2011

Woofer Therapy

The process of playing with or petting a dog when you feel bad or depressed, and you feel better almost instantaneously

I'm having a bad day. I need some woofer therapy to get through

by 77senor77siete77 May 15, 2021

Whose Man Is That?

A question asked, usually in a group setting, to describe a person that insits on being a part of a group even though no one is very familiar with that person.

(Random person joins a snowball fight with you and your friends)

Yo, whose man is that? I'm not claiming him!

by Greg Welch May 24, 2006