wooley mammoth

The act of having not shaven for awhile and pulling down your pants down and placing your hands in a thumbs up position by your doodle and rubbing it on someone and making a mammoth noise.

friend uno: Hey dude look at this.
friend tres: What?
friend uno: (wooley mammoth noise)
friend dose: He just wooley mammoth your face.

by The Cute Sleeper July 27, 2010

wooley biscuit

Wooley biscuit is toilet paper stuck to your butt after you whips down you find it hours later.

My poop looks like a wooley biscuit.

by Ashtray85 October 8, 2017

wooley

A racial term for an african-american. Referring to the consistency of their hair, similar to wool.

Don King is a fucking wooley nigger.

by James Wisniewski June 19, 2008

wooley wofter

A british slang for a homosexual/fag.

jose webje is a wooley wofter.

by Dark Toilet March 4, 2008

Woolley

a curly headed fuck who likes men. He is a hero and knows it. Everyday his mother makes him a hero sandwhich to bring to school. He has the worst chirps also.

Fuck u woolley

by ima coolguy April 13, 2009

cooley wooley

Pronounced: Coo-lee Whoo-lee

1. Someone who thinks they did something cool and then acts like they're the shit.

OR

2. Someone who thinks they're just plain cool.

Examples:

1. Guy1: *Scores high in Dragon Punch* (The game commonly seen at bars, where you punch the fuckin thing to see how strong you are.) *........Walks away.*
Guy2: "...What a cooley wooley..."

2. Guy1: *Wearing a cowboy hat or something faggish at a club*
Guy2: "...Hey, check out that cooley wooley."

by B-son January 15, 2008

woosley

To hold a man's dick in ones hands.

He was all woosley on that guy.

by poopyfacedstarfishlicker March 25, 2008