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Wooleybooger 

A mythical creature, a close resemblence to a detached penis and ball sack, with eightt legs, first originated in an old southern folktale, in which this creature killed chickens at the command of a farmer who found it in a box, in the end, the farmer accidentally orders to kill himself
Farmer Brown's wife said, "get rid of that thing! its killed off our livestock!

Farmer Brown replied "No, you dont understand!"

His wife told him "Then fuck you!"

Unfortunatly he agreed "Fine then fuck me!"

The wooleybooger responded to his command by fucking him in the ass until he died. Tragic end.
Wooleybooger by BigWoody February 17, 2007
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WooliestGrunt 

The ability to carry any game of league of legends
My team was a bunch of apes, had to bust a WooliestGrunt to carry these kids
WooliestGrunt by Carry Lord December 5, 2017

Wooseeeeee

Someone who is perceived to be too scared to send nudes to you.
Your such a wooseeeeee xx
Wooseeeeee by UrDaSellsAvon April 14, 2020

A Wooleyhead 

A bitch fit of monumental proportions. Often associated with sexually frustrated millennial types engineer type buckrakers who fail to take responsibility for their actions and behaviours.
‘Dude, you’re being a Wooleyhead’, said Simon, as David threw a tantrum and threw his favourite spanner across the shed.
A Wooleyhead by Geoff knows August 8, 2020
A Woozee is a guy (not a girl) you talk to both online and in real life. It is not an insult. You can use the term talking to the person or talking to someone else.
"hey tonight I'm gonna go talk to a Woozee"

"hey woozee! What's up?"
Woozee by Ivy Slade April 5, 2009

woolie burger 

She has the best woolie burger i have ever had.