Woofadiddle

The process of eating the fart bubble that comes to the surface of your bath water.

I was in the bath last night and felt the urge to woofadiddle after the pot of chili I made.

by Jungle-Recon September 2, 2020

woofless

Woofless is a great YouTuber and is very funny and cute. However, he is unemployed, so everyone calls Woofless, Jobless. This became his nickname. And, his real name is Robert.

Rob-a-dob-flob has no job.

That guy over there doesn't have a job, but he has a ton of money. He must be a Woofless!

by That guy. Just That Guy June 21, 2016

Woofen

The alternative to the holy word amen but in a furrier way. Join our cult and lets embrace the great ways of Woosus, Woofen I tell you my children, Woofen.

--The great doge god priest--

Woofen brother, Woofen.

Basically just replace it with amen.

by "okke" March 21, 2022

Woofmeister

The super ugly, dog-looking girl that appears at every party. She wants to hook up with everyone, yet no one wants to hook up with her. Inevitably, she does have intercourse, undoubtedly with one of your friends. Loosely translated from the English: "Master of Woof;" inspired by the 1991 John Hughes Film "Home Alone," as a comment about Buzz McCallister's girlfriend:

Kevin: "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!"

Cory: "Check out Woofmeister over there. She just need's to learn how to stop, man. No one wants that, even though we all know Jon is gonna be balls deep in that by beer 9."
Mike: "Word."

by Freebase90 April 27, 2009

Woofer

A GENIUS invention composed basically of a magnet, voice coil, spider, cone and surround used to reproduce loud and deep bass anywhere - anytime.

I gots a a couple 15" woofers in the trunk of my car - dang that's loud!!!

by Bomni February 8, 2005

Woofdy

An exclamation, namely in response to heinous visual or olfactory stimuli. A word to describe how one is feeling.

We pounded shots of Rubinoff last night... Woofdy!

by HayleyHayleyBoBayley April 17, 2011

Woofmacht

A person who is a total megalomaniac, a absolute power-hungry bastard who cares about no one but themselves. A Woofmacht will use you for their own selfish gain and ditch you at the first chance. A woofmacht is such a terrible person that the Editors of Urban Dictionary keep denying the definition.

Person 1: "Woah that person just tried to steal someones hard work and effort and completely backstabbed everyone around them, I wonder why?”
Person 2: "They are likely a Woofmacht.”

by SomeoneInTheShadows March 26, 2020