German woodchipper

Noun- the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit

Last night Sally asked if I could give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky!

by Worstgirlfailever March 19, 2024

Woodchipper

The only proven 100% effective cure for pedophilia.

When tossing a chomo into a woodchipper, make sure you put them in feet first, so they suffer longer.

by Mycrofft February 2, 2025

Woodchipper

A blowjob when she (or he) has braces

I got a woodchipper last night, it was painful

by A Solitary Chapman November 21, 2019

German woodchipper

Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"

"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"

by Worstgirlfailever March 22, 2024