Wolverine

Animal

Wolverine is a type of animal

Wolverine by tmxtheidiot January 12, 2023

Wolverine

The male version of a cougar. A man that chases after women much younger than himself.

A man suffering from a mid-life crisis often turns into a wolverine.

Wolverine by Aronill October 21, 2008

Wolverine

A term describing a particularly bitchy and bitter breed of college student, almost always associated with the University of Michigan. Despite their insistence that they don't have any worthy rivals in the Midwest and that they don't care about said imaginary rivals, these students spend an an extreme amount of time and effort professing their superiority to anyone within earshot. However, Wolverines are to be pitied because this mythical and unproven claim to glory is the only shred of hope they have to cling to for the rest of their lives, or at least until their football program goes down the shitter. Oh wait...

"Wow, that loud-mouth Wolverine sounds like a complete jackass when he talks about how great U of M is."

"If his school was really that wonderful, you wouldn't think he'd feel the need to prove it to any and everyone he meets."

"Yeah, it's pretty pathetic."

Wolverine by GoBlow April 17, 2009

Wolverine

The male version of a "cougar". An older man who browses dating apps and nightclubs in order to score with a much younger female. Wealth, status, or good looks do not affect a man's ability to be a wolverine. They can be anyone from a gym rat still living in his mom's basement to the high-level executive who enjoys getting drinks on rooftop bars. Legend has it that their ego grows 10 times in size once they finally find the perfect younger female to be with.

The new guy I'm dating is a total wolverine, but it's so worth it because he tells me how pretty I am every day.

Wolverine by sdemi813 September 8, 2019

Wolverine

Clawing your girlfriends face leaving three marks, then when you are ready to nut pull out and nut over the three cuts, afterwards howling loudly like a big wolf.

Me and my girlfriend wanted to try something different last night, so i clawed her face and nutted on it...Wolverine sex rocks.

Wolverine by Drederick May 21, 2007

wolverine

a big weasel with sharp claws and a bad attitude

wolverine by Da Nastee One September 25, 2003

Wolverine

Secret organization created by the great Wong. Ancient scripts tell of the tale of Wongs encounter with the prophet child in a mall. Since then, she has spread the the word of the wolverine across design tech classes everywhere. This organization is extremely exclusive, and members may identify themselves with the sign of the Wolverine. If you were to know anymore, we would be forced to take drastic measures against you and everyone you love.

Billy: "Hey Tommy, I heard you're part of the clan of the Wolverines?!"

Tommy: "Where did you hear this information, Billy. Now im forced to take drastic measures as required by the ancient scriptures of the Wolverine."

Billy: "No No, i swear i wont tell anyone."

Tommy: *evil stare* "Oh I'll make sure of that."

Billy: *begins to cry* "Oh dear god. Help me..."

Wolverine by Wong Associate December 3, 2006